Metrosexual!

It is solved. I'm right, but I'm generous enough to let you continue to be wrong.

 

I tend to side with the Texans on this one....even though I call it a cooler myself. Trying to force a fellow American, from another state, to use your descriptive word of something is not only anti-federalist, it's downright communist!

 

Guys...them is fightin' words.

 

Holy Sh!t!!! Vanguard just called us communists! Ok, the Alliance is now anti-Texan as well as anti-Vanguard233! If we dont get a formal appology we'll have no choice but to treat him the same as all the dirty Texans on this site. are you with me Comrades!?

 

Sawdust.... shut up...

I'll tell you right now, when we finally do get around to invading texas, you're gonna get the worst treatment of all. Since 007tacoma is nice and seems like a good guy, i'm actually gonna cut him a deal. He's gonna be my personal "Beer Boy". He will fetch my beer on demand and take the tops off of the the ones that aren't twist top. But you're gonna get a crappy job... i dont know what yet, but its gonna be bad. You cause me more trouble than any of the other texans on this site so you're gonna pay.... eventually.... maybe....

 

As IF anybody in South Carolina can read a map (or anything else)

 

Don't worry Vanguard. I can tell you what Sawdust would say. WEAK THREATS! The Alliance is all about weak threats.

 

I'm in. That was out of line an unprovoked.

They are now playing that "the enemey of my enemy is my friend" thing. Gotta watch these guys.

 

i'm with you. i do pledge allegiance to the Carolina Alliance when i wake up every day, whether it be morning or afternoon, and vow to invade texas and pillage to the best of my abilities while intoxicated

 

Oh, no. I'm becoming predictable. That's exactly what I was going to say! However, since I'm in a generous mood, I will say at least they are sometimes entertaining.

I know what you can have me do. It's a really pissy job. I'll "refill" those empty beer bottles before 007 brings them to ya. I hope you like your beer at body temperature.

 

Hey now ! I realise that Tacoma owners have made the right choice, but when Toyota came onto American shores all the domestic's said that about us, if not worse. Hondas are targeting a specific group, and they build a nice truck for that group, and hands down build the best box in the business. I test drove one and can honestly say that is the V-6 they offer is nothing short of snotty. Be happy to have what you have, smile as Hondas passes by, we drive Tacomas, life is too short to be smug.

 

Back to the subject at hand (metrosexuals and ridgelines) the only guy I know who drives a ridgeline shaves his chest and waxes his eyebrows and keeps a bottle of bodyspray in his toolbox at work. If thats not metro I don't know what is.

 

No, thats for sure metro haha. And i'd take my tacoma, or any tacoma for that matter, over a ridgeline any time, any day, for any reason, alive, dead, or drunk.

 

He's got a toolbox! Now, I'm assuming there are tools in addition to body spray in there. Isn't he afraid of messing up his manicure using tools! Shouldn't he find another line of work?

 

Now I'm sure I'm going to regret this but the previous 4 keg stands are preventing me currently from caring. I don't see anything wrong with shaving your chest or legs. I do but I also compete in triathlons and trust me ripping open a zipper that was caught in chest hair sucks.....a lot... Ridgelines do suck though. And it is a cooler, icechest could maybe describe a freezer, but not the portable plastic items. Anyways its back to shooting molatov cocktails with my m-16, hey shut up its fun.

 

Not being smug, just pointing out a simple fact of the universe, Ridgelines are Metrosexual.

I went lurking over on the Frontier boards before, man do they HATE us. Hahaha!

Funny thing is I have no problems with the Frontiers really. I never bought one because they don't look as good as the Taco and performance was higher in the Taco too. I test drove both.

I learned that everyone who drives a Frontier has ghetto speak, they use words like "Hellz yeh" and "Dey be hatin'." I swear, I saw it over on clubfrontier. Also, check out this post for the ugliest truck ever (dare i say more than the metrosexualmobile): http://www.clubfrontier.org/forums/showthread.php?t=21842

But they ALL love it except one guy!! I trust that everyone here would offer up a nice thrashing to anyone here who would abuse his Tacoma that way???

Read through this one too, I think they are paranoid...Hahahah, I've never seen a post like this on any Tacoma board: http://www.clubfrontier.org/forums/showthread.php?t=9786

Oh yeah I forgot...the Ridgline is gay. I'm proud to say I never test drove one...I maintain my dignity. I took one look at that metro Avalanchesque type bed and almost threw up. I could care less how good it may drive (although I doubt it because I have went to the Metrosexual Ridgeline forums too and they complain about more than we do with our Tacos...same goes for the Frontiers), I would take one look at it every morning and puke.

So in conclusion I have determined that the Frontiers and Ridgelines all have possibly even more problems than we do with any model AND don't even get me started on the domestic trucks.

According to the rules of etiquette of the Alliance/Tacoma protocol, I reserve the right to be a total immovable closed-minded prick on this subject.

 

Within that thread one of them says this:

I think we should all keep a window open open to their forum just to add to their paranioa. Not actually read or look at anything, just keep it open so that they see 2000 guests.

 

Good idea maverick! After reading Viper's post i have to agree about the paranoid thing. I cant think of any thread over here that was like "I bet all the fronier owners are watching us are recording what we're saying".... what the hell?! Although it was pretty funny, they really do seem to hate us. I dont have a problem with froniers or frontier divers. I was looking at them when i started researching the Tacoma. I would have gotten one if they were much cheaper but they're not as capable, not as good looking and the same price.... so i obviously went with the Taco. But the frontier is still a great truck

 

Hey! some of us can read!

 

Thats completely uncalled for sawdust. We here on TW and especially the Alliance never reduce ourselves to urine or fart jokes, we hold ourselves to a higher standard than that. I'm embarrassed for you...