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mjp2/mike and martie 1st christmas in the new house twas the night before christmas

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Twas the night Christmas when all through the house
    not a MOD was stirring not even a member
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
    in the hopes that TC BOB soon would be there


    The children were all snug in their beds
    while visions of TACOMAS 4wheeling danced in their heads
    And Mama (martie in her kerchief and i in my (mjp2)
    in my cap
    had just settled down for a long winters nap


    When out on the roof there arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
    Away to the window I flew like a flash
    tore open the shutter and threw up the sash
    as martie is yelling what the hell is wrong with
    you its cold shut the sash you ass and get back
    to bed

    The moon on the new Paint of my Tacoma gave a lustre of midday to
    objects below when that to my wondering eyes should appear
    but a new TACOMA not on jackstands and eight tiny reindeer


    With a little old driver so lively quick
    I know in a moment it must be TCBOB
    More rapid than eagles his courses they came
    and he whistled and shouted and called them by name


    now chris4x4 now hottamale
    now xxxx now inpulsered008
    now tacomaman06 now brutalguyracing
    now Ddayisnear now Charli
    to the top of the porch to the top of the wall
    Now dash away dash away all

    As the dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
    when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky so up to the house top the courses they flew with the sleigh full of toys for our trucks
    AND TCBOB too

    And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
    the prancing and pawing of each little Bridgestone A/T REVO2
    As i drew in my head and was turning around
    down the chimney TCBOB came with a bound

    He was dressed all in fur from hes head to his foot
    and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot
    a bundle of toys he flung on his back
    and he looked like a toyota salesman just opening his pack

    His eyes how they twinkled his dimples how merry
    his cheeks were like roses his nose like a cherry
    LIKE HE HAD TOO MANY his little mouth was drawn up
    like a bow and the beard on his chin was as
    White as the PAINT ON BEEFTACOs truck
    The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth
    he had a broad face and a little round belly
    that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly
    (side note hope hes laughing )

    He was a chubby and plump a right old elf
    and i laughed when i saw him in spite of myself
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
    soon gave me to know i had nothing to dread

    He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
    and fulled all the stocking with toys for our trucks
    Then turned with a jerk and laying hes finger aside
    hes nose and giving a nod up the chimney he rose

    He sprang to his Tacoma to his team gave a whistle
    and away they all flew like a Tacoma with a supercharger
    BUT i heard exclaim ere he drove out of sight

    Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night
    Merry Christmas all Dave T
     
  2. steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    CaptainFun That Guy

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    Thats awesome! Merry Christmas!
     
  4. chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    [​IMG] LMAO!!!!!!
     
  5. David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas all
    Have a great one be safe
     
  6. ImpulseRed008

    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    :thumbsup:

    Merry Christmas
     
  7. Brunes

    Brunes abides. Staff Member

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    Very nice!! Merry Christmas David!!
     
  8. neontrail

    neontrail ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈

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    good stuff right there!! merry christmas
     
  9. carcharias

    carcharias Giggiddy what what

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    One lone tear falls silently down my cheek as I sniffle in happiness.

    Well done!! :thumbsup:
     
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    theduck911 Max's Canadian Twin

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    That's fricken awesome :thumbsup:

    Merry Christmas all!
     
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    wildjerseyfirefighter I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    Merry christmas!
     
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    truckboattruck is one of the sharper tools in the shed

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    epic TW christmas poem.

    merry christmas!
     
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    Merry Christmas and thanks for the good cheer!
     
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    That's awesome. +1
     
  18. KPT

    KPT sees what you did there.

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    Kind of sad I wasn't mentioned in it, but cool nonetheless :cool:
     
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    awesome post so much win
     
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