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Momma always said...

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by OCTaco, Jun 2, 2010.

  1. Jun 2, 2010 at 9:55 AM
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    OCTaco

    OCTaco [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Growing up it seemed like my mom had a saying for every scenario.

    -You would lose your underwear if it werent for the elastic band.( I
    proved her wrong one summer)

    -If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears he would have put
    them there! ( Got my ears pierced anyway :D)

    -If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.( Probably but it wasn't so...)

    -If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning.(She usually did this when she knew I was hungover)


    My personal favorite:
    I hope someday you have children just like you.(Scary thought)

    Just thought I would share some of my mother's wisdom with you.
     
  2. Jun 2, 2010 at 10:17 AM
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    rkd1119

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    Smarty Smarty Had a Party



    Nobody came but Smarty
     
  3. Jun 2, 2010 at 10:54 AM
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    You are going to be the death of me but keep it up and you are going first
     
  5. Jun 2, 2010 at 11:06 AM
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    My mom would say the same thing. (last one)
     
  6. Jun 2, 2010 at 11:37 AM
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    MxRacer190

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    "Grass on the field, play ball"

    owai- that was my dad.
     
  7. Jun 2, 2010 at 11:55 AM
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    Greggy, greggy if you able get your elbows for the table!! (during dinner).

    And of course a slap across the back of the head 15 sec later if I didn't!!!
     
  8. Jun 2, 2010 at 12:03 PM
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    OCTaco

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    I dont get it?
     
  9. Jun 2, 2010 at 12:04 PM
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    OCTaco

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    My mom's said this too.
     
  10. Jun 2, 2010 at 12:06 PM
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    OCTaco

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    Is that his version of the "birds and the bees' speach?"

    My buddy once told me....
    If there's no grass on the field, turn her around and play in the mud. LOL:eek:
     
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    lol'd
     
  12. Jun 2, 2010 at 12:11 PM
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    when we'd lose something, whether a friend, items, money. my mom would always say "ni mas rico, ni mas pobre" meaning "not richer and not poorer" of course depending on the situation. almost like a no worries, statement
     
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    The 1st one refers to the social difficulties resulting from being a smart*** (I had a masters degree in that, which I got from her).
     
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    Be better than the man you were yesterday.

    stupidity shoud be painful

    Lord loves a working man, Don't trust whitey!
     
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    If there is grass on the field shave it.
     
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    You'll go blind if you keep doing that!
     
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    something about hairy palms, but i dont quite remember :D
     
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    Lol my mom tells me I can't go offroading cuz I don't have a 4x4
     
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    Don't jack off too much or you'll grow hair on your palms?
     
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