Money Problems

On the subject of hookers and blow, anybody else seen Very Bad Things? hilarious bachelor party gone wrong.

 

GREAT movie.

 

spend some of it on an array of fully customized golden douche nozzles. you could have them made in different sizes for different uses, some could have precious gems on them, others could have your annual salary engraved into them for everyone to see when you show them off.

 

This thread just started making a whole lot of sense to me, I think

 

If all those other lazy half wits would get off there butts and work like you the money would fall out of the trees. You work well, plan meticulously and the recession just slides off you back! Well done!


I'd rep you for starting this thread but you might turn green!

 

Man ND, I feel so sorry for you. Its people like you that my heart goes out to. I could care less about these hard working people that got laid off, or the people that graduated a 4 year university and are now working fast food. Oh and as far as Ideas for your money, dont just use one c-note, whatever you do, double it up. That'll help you out.

 

You must work with that 150k a year plus bonus guy........I really do feel bad for you.

 

I just fixed it for ya!!

 

ban nd for being what the french call "a fruit cake!"

 

Guys... I need help. I was just offered a job. It's going to involve a lot of hard work (probably like 43 hours a week!!!), so I don't know if I'll be able to come on TW very much, and my poor truck probably won't get all the attention it deserves, but they're going to pay me like $2.3M/year plus bonus (which is, like, way better than my current $500k/year plus bonus plus perks).

I mean, I want to take it... but I don't want to give up all the 'me time' I have. Nobody's here in my big mansion to talk to... I've been wandering through the 25 rooms all alone pondering this situation. I'm going out for a drive in my Porsche... hopefully this thread will be full of advice by the time I get back.

Please advise!

 

Advise- You shoulda taken the Hummer. No...Not THAT Hummer...the OTHER one. And you shoulda thrown 100s out the window.

 

Help me pay the $30k in student loads back that was'nt supposed to be a problem but my Grandma decided to spend all my inheritance from my grandfather(that was for school only) on moving to St. Louis thus leaving me with $30k in loans for school while I try to live the most minimalistic life. If you wanna help me there I would SOO appreciate it...

..no seriously...

 

\Sounds like you got a problem with poor planning, And managing your money. Have you ever tried going to vegas and betting on anything, And everything they offer? Try beating homeless people with money. you could buy a new truck every time it runs out of gas.

 

first of all, Jameson is the champagne of irish whiskey. secondly, i'll just spend my money on a dialasis machine so the old dudes can keep up without throwing up all over the inside of their truck.... i swear you remind me of a freshman at a frat party

trust me, when the authorities saw why you turned me in they would just laugh and walk out. but seriously, i knew as soon as a became rich i'd start getting black mailed...

well this is why bob pays me the big bucks

actually the french do have a special term when describing me. "Savoir faire". go ahead and look it up you bunch of under educated heathens

 

"If your havin money problems I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems but 'da money aint one!"

 

Fuck the French!













Sorry, involuntary outburst...

 

you're just jealous cause the french have so much money and you are poor.

 

i like quoting this cause it really makes me happy to see those words all big and red

 

I'm a poor college student, feel free to donate some of that bank you got my way. I couuld really use a tank of gas. I'm sick of putting in 2 gallons at a time and being paranoid of running out but thats all I can afford.. And I'm really sick of eating ramen (I'm allergic to MSG as well)...

Three more months till I get financial aide and a student loan... Just gotta make it till then.

Atleast I'm not living in my truck anymore.