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Mother 'bit off boyfriend's testicles' in drunken 4am attack

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by surfsupl, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:26 PM
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    TacoRun

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    I wonder what she said right before she did it...

    Come on let me just nibble on them...
     
  2. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:31 PM
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    Lost_Humanity

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    45 year-old Lymie DJ is a pretty heinous offense.

    But, I imagine he could be a "wedding" DJ and not a "club" DJ, so maybe my judgement was rushed.

    Although, with teeth like hers, he had to expect collateral damage at some point.
     
  3. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:32 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I agree with the colateral damage part....but at what point of the bitting, do you start beating her in the head..??
     
  4. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:33 PM
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  5. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:33 PM
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    Lost_Humanity Bad decisions make great stories.

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    In the time between "extremely uncomfortable" and "passed out from pain."
     
  7. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:41 PM
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    Saved. Thank you Sir.
     
  8. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:42 PM
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    Lorena Bobbit married, some russian guy.

    Her name now is Lorena.......Chopitoff.:eek:
     
  9. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:44 PM
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  10. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:46 PM
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    I can only imagine. I have a had my scrotum ripped open. Most traumatizing experience of my life.
     
  11. Mar 21, 2011 at 5:47 PM
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    No one should have their junk in a fat chicks mouth. Throw a 90mph Big Mac down her gullet and attack her from the rear. Dude wasn't thinking strait.
     
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    the second she licked her chops and went after them!
     
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    :eek: Holy hell! I swear if anyone uses the "this thread is useless without pics" smilie I will be nearly as traumatized as this guy ^
     
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    wonder what would happen if he had a pet pitbull and she tried to bite HIS off
     
  15. Mar 21, 2011 at 8:43 PM
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    Those two front choppers look like they're built for ball-gnawing. :eek:

    Just sayin'...
     
  17. Mar 21, 2011 at 8:53 PM
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    jgwheeler17 I'm a zit. Get it?

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    neglect, mostly.
    that is a disgusting yet hilarious way to put it. well done.
     
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    lol , the 4 kids wont let her kiss them anymore.
     
  19. Mar 21, 2011 at 9:06 PM
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    Are they afraid she may dive for the groin, or is it because of "ball breath"?

    Just wonderin'...
     
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