My Cat is the DEVIL

Devil spawn

 

why is this in the gun/hunting section?

 

and why is his cat the devil?

 

I love it when nobody even bothers to read the OP .

 

it was a joke because my cat is mean. And I made a joke about shooting my cat because she is a bitch, then someone made fun of my ability to spell, and then someone went after me for wanting to kill a cat then I tried to explain the sarcasm of the original post, then it went all to hell. Note to all who post on this form, spell check, don't try and be funny, because the sarcasm will be lost . BTY the cat had six. Four lived. I like my cat

 

Kitler.

 

Literally LOL

 

We live in a self-centered off-topic society of mouth-breathing window lickers.

Q: Would you please pass the salt?

A: I hate Burger King fries! Did you see American Idol?

 

The OP edited his OP, this led to the hunting and devil questions.

 

Did your cat eat the 2 kittens, that would make your cat semi-evil.

 

I see .

Well then I owe you an apology .

 

no problem.

 

ROFLCOPTER

 

I think I posted this in hunting as a joke...because my cat is mean ...what ever. And I did edit this today. My cat had six kittens today while I was at work. Only four made it . I had some friends come over every other day to check on her, (while I was working) unfortunatly today was her day. Once kittens are old enough they must go to a good home and mamma cat gets fixed. BTW mamma was a stray I got from a paking lot as a kitten with a broken tail. My heart is in the right place. Thanks

 

How about you not be a noob and spay your cat. Problem solved. I hate it when people complain about their animals having babies. Common sense, spay/neuter your pets. Oh thats right, nobody has that stuff anymore

 

my cat tigger comes first,that really pissed my girlfriend off.i told her not to feel bad,she tied second place with my truck.

later tig1

 

My male cat can be an asshole but is totaly awesome, he is way too intelligent even for a cat. The little girl is the dumbest most un coordinated animal I have ever had. I love them both as if they were my children since my wife and I won't have any. If I wasn't married I'd just look pathetic.

Helmet special:

More intelligent than the avereage cat:

 

Well I am not complaining that she became pregnant, I was complaining because she is a mean pussy, really mean but that was in my original post so you didn't see that. But since you're on your soapbox, I did plan on getting her fixed that was eight weeks ago right as my neighbors cat got ahold of her, fast forward 9 weeks and I have kittens to deal with. And just so you feel better and can sleep at night, I have an appointment at my vet for the kittens and to schedule her to be fixed as soon as possible. Or, I'll just put them in a pillow case with a brick and throw it in the river. I'm on the fence on that one.