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My Intresting Omegle conversation

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by THXEY, Jan 3, 2010.

  1. Jan 3, 2010 at 9:23 PM
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    THXEY

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    ok this was the trippiest conversation ive ever had.....

    like....

    wtf does it mean?
    anyone?


    You: LION CASH!
    Stranger: strange candelabra eases its flame upon an angry moustache in the cardboard cutout sundown
    You: YES!
    Stranger: YOU HARDLY KNOW A DAY GOES BY
    You: I LOVE THAT!
    Stranger: in the cardboard cutout sundown
    You: YEP YEP
    Stranger: the front is smooth
    Stranger: and a tomato was immediately peeled skin red'
    You: Carrot eyes protrude from the fist of the sun
    You: Carpet strands eat my soul from the freezer
    Stranger: and the frontal lobe broiled as a protracted set of red varnished lips on a salty lagoon
    You: What's the code?
    Stranger: the code:
    Stranger: you hardly know a day goes by
    Stranger: in the cardboard cutout sundown
    You: do you want pie?
    You: you have to answer one question
    Stranger: what
    You: 7?
    You: Frog?
    Stranger: the magic fence is a political boundary between resentful warring nation-states and it's also electric and still invisible and its faith with hints of parsley
    You: How did you know!?!?!?!?!?!???????
    You: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagic?
    Stranger: the cardboard cutout sundown!!!
    Stranger: the magic fence is no joke
    Stranger: it is the yolk of civilization
    You: You're the yolk of civilization
    You: With great power comes great responsibility my friend.
    Stranger: the pooping pets with yellow eyes and feral enumerations
    Stranger: they hardly know a day goes by
    Stranger: in the cardboard cutout sundown
    Stranger: the cardboard cutout sundown is
    Stranger: a kind of a blues march
    Stranger: to face mother
    Stranger: and the dimensional audience
    Stranger: in my pick-me-up feet
    You: Have you ever dreamed of this man?
    Stranger: I dream no dream I live life and lifes a dream
    Stranger: I lived the dream in the cardboard cutout sundown
    Stranger: silent bathwater Paris and the ecstasy vision infinity
    You: Our unused bliss stations a splendid libel.
    Stranger: it's wind poetry
    Stranger: gone
    You: Why does a campaign frown?
    Stranger: and the gas out there's the messenger
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: no why
    Stranger: there is no why6
    Stranger: it frowns
    Stranger: end.
    You: The funded lawn results underneath the pardon.
    Stranger: the pardon knows no days go by
    Stranger: in the cardboard cutout sundown
    You: A departmental wrath attacks inside the drip.
    Stranger: the drip is a cosmic vibration and the departmental wrath is not real
    You: A specimen strikes a variance.
    You: Are you trippin on aaaaacid charles?
    Stranger: time stands blowlegged in the half nod midnight nodding essential sleep of dust
    Stranger: in the driver's seat: me
    Stranger: acid? no
    Stranger: clarity? yes
    Stranger: sobriety? Yes
    Stranger: and with sobriety? path of wisdom
    You: Agreed.
    You: So, who are you?
    Stranger: I am the lamp and the angel
    You: Oh
    Stranger: waiting for hurt dreams
    Stranger: enumerations of the strange war smoking
    Stranger: in the greatest days we pray and I think and giggle and stream with the whitefish
    You: Seriously, who are you?
    Stranger: I am among you.
    Stranger: I live in the cardboard cutout sundown.
    Stranger: where you might only watch
    You: Is your name JAKE?
    Stranger: whats a bname
    Stranger: what is in a name
    You: I don't know what a bname is...
    Stranger: there is nothing in a name
    Stranger: but a sound
    You: Letters are in a name actually
    Stranger: what are letters but symbokls
    Stranger: *symbols
    Stranger: for abstract notions
    Stranger: that don't really exist
    You: I see
    Stranger: the crescent stirrups lombasting in the sky a biblical exodus of cumulo saturation to the point of pantocracy
    You: So what should I learn from you?
    Stranger: what should you learn?
    Stranger: there is nothing to learn.
    Stranger: no facts
    You: Yep. Send me your wisdom
    Stranger: facts are a thing made up by man
    Stranger: learn this
    Stranger: the stars are hydrogen and you are hydrogen
    Stranger: your thoughts are hydrogen and reality is void
    Stranger: there is no reality but a creation of your mind
    Stranger: which is also void because it has no substance
    Stranger: close your mind and locate your thoughts
    Stranger: you cannot
    Stranger: you cannot locate the point where your thoughts exist and originate
    Stranger: because there is no point
    Stranger: there is only void
    Stranger: a star observed moving away is blue. moving towards you is red. Therefore color is an interpretation of wave frequency.
    Stranger: there is no color.
    Stranger: only waves. only mystical immaterial
    Stranger: reality is a frothy nothing an everything is permissible
    Stranger: like I said: I am the lamp and the angel, waiting for hurt dreams'
    Stranger: and ambassador of absurdity
    Stranger: where absurdity is absolutely nothing
    You: You're tripping me out.
    You: Where do you live?
    Stranger: When you trip and fall you will not get back up.
    Stranger: Because you will have melted into the truth of the cosmos.
    Stranger: Where do I live?
    Stranger: this is unimportant.
    You: So are you.
    Stranger: Am I what?
    Stranger: A being?
    Stranger: A sentience?
    Stranger: Existing?
    Stranger: These are the questions we must ask ourselves.
    You: You my friend, have a great mind.
    Stranger: You my friend, must abandon your mind.\
    Stranger: As I have my archaic thought processes with which I was born.
    You: What cult are you a part of?
    Stranger: No cult. No religion.
    Stranger: Religion is for people too lazy to discover the truth.
    Stranger: A cult is for the loony bin.
    Stranger: I am simply an explorer.
    Stranger: An explorer of the nature of the cosmos.
    You: Wouldn't you be too lazy to discover the truth if you ignore religion?
    Stranger: If I ignore religion? Let me ask you something.
    Stranger: How come if it says so in a book, it must be true?
    Stranger: Are you aware of the fact that emporer Constantine of Rome made Christianity the official religion to grab hold of his loosening empire
    Stranger: because it appealed to the peasants.
    You: And your point is?
    Stranger: If it wasn't for him we'd all be praying to Zeus
    Stranger: I ask you what is religion
    You: Why's that?
    Stranger: Because...
    Stranger: Rome was the first nation to enforce christianity
    Stranger: before that it was a strange cult
    Stranger: and if they had never embraced it
    You: Even if it wasn't enforced, wouldn't people still believe?
    Stranger: it would have fell into obscurity
    Stranger: thats not the point
    You: And don't you thrive on obscurity?
    Stranger: I thrive on truth.
    Stranger: the point is
    You: And truth lies in obscurity
    Stranger: what's the difference between christianity and islam?
    Stranger: or buddhism
    Stranger: or judaism
    Stranger: I'll tell you
    You: There are major differences...
    Stranger: they were governments before there were governments
    Stranger: God is an outdated hypothesis
    Stranger: naturally occuring phenomena are now explainable by the likes of physics, quantum physics
    Stranger: the thinking world does not believe in God
    You: Well thanks for speaking for all of us!
    Stranger: the middle class needs God
    Stranger: because they work all day
    Stranger: and have nothing to their name but material objects
    Stranger: and admitting there is nothing is too painful
    Stranger: this is why religion is necessary
    Stranger: as a mold for weak minds
    Stranger: because not all are destined for enlightenment
    Stranger: enlightenment is a thing that must be attained
    Stranger: must be reached
    Stranger: like climbing a mountain
    You: Hmm. That's a good argument, but I disagree. Anyways, good night.
    Stranger: Goodnight poor soul.
    Stranger: And God be with you.
    You: Thanks
    You: Good talking with you!
    Stranger: remember
    Stranger: you hardly know a day goes by
    Stranger: in the cardboard cutout sundown
     
  2. Jan 3, 2010 at 9:29 PM
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    Lentsnh

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  3. Jan 3, 2010 at 9:33 PM
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    THXEY

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    dude i was tripping
     
  4. Jan 3, 2010 at 9:34 PM
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  5. Jan 3, 2010 at 9:37 PM
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    THXEY

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    :spy:
     
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