MY MILLION DOLLAR IDEA THAT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE OFF ROADING

I coulda swore I was just approved for that patent, was your automatic ?

 

Like the pet rock ?

 

Is it cocaine and hookers? Where do I send the money?

 

Ideas ideas

 

Right here my man

 

Mine was the 2stroke pull start, for extra vibration

 

Yeah no I've had that on lock since 2001

EDIT: I had patched mine into my trucks key hole so no more need to search for keys I got it on me at all times

 

This one uses engine oil for heating and lube

 

Mine has keyless entry

 

Ah I see where we whent wrong, your is on the dash mines in the key hole much easier to mount, and your passenger doesn't get any funny ideas of trying to start your truck

 

and is there a group buy?

 

Mine is mounted in the tail pipe.

 

So now we combine forces, become a monopoly, and start the Apple of Tacoma fleshlights!

 

@ramonortiz55

 

Hi

 

Hey that makes some Extraordinary Chicken NO BS. The juiciest I've ever eaten.

 

Set it and forget it brah










Unless you read the fine print; it says DO NOT FORGET IT! Must have been a house fire or two when they first came out

 

Is it a Board in the parking lot?

 

You could market it as a DUI prevention tool. Drink too much whiskey and you can't unlock your truck.