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My new truck

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, May 8, 2010.

  1. May 8, 2010 at 4:43 PM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    My new Truck
    .

    I bought a new Toyota Tacoma

    And returned to the dealer yesterday
    Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio

    The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

    'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
    Came from the speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
    ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
    I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
    Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
    I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
    And nearly creamed my new truck,
    But I swerved in time to avoid him.

    I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
    Immediately the radio responded with,
    "Ladies and gentlemen,
    The President of The
    United States

    Damn I love this truck...

     
  2. May 8, 2010 at 4:44 PM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    this should get lock fast :D its only a joke
     
  3. May 8, 2010 at 4:45 PM
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    Tacodog

    Tacodog Well-Known Member

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  4. May 8, 2010 at 4:48 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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  5. May 8, 2010 at 4:56 PM
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    moto932

    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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  6. May 8, 2010 at 5:01 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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  7. May 8, 2010 at 5:02 PM
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    BlissTaco

    BlissTaco Well-Known Member

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    I think you got a used truck???
     
  8. May 8, 2010 at 5:03 PM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
    :rofl:
     
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