My sister and R. Lee Ermy

good luck. i see you're a marine so you might stand a chance, but when she gets pissed you better just forget your training and run. hte marines didn't prepare you for a pissed of Couch girl

i literally have no idea what that means

haha (fake laugh) ....real original never heard that one before.....

yeah but considering its my sister i'm surprised it hasn't gotten creepier

well she put in her dentures to see R. Lee. the overalls were in teh wash from all the deer blood and she was barefoot, you just cant tell. as for the straw hat.... stop stereotyping

yeah. so far she hasn't been able to find a guy who can keep up with her. she gets bored easy and if a guy isn't a "mans man" or cowboy she's not interested. she doesn't like being the man in the relationship but she's having a hard time sifting through the sissies.

i knew it was just a matter of time before you ruined my thread. how many times do i have to tell you. I DONT SPEAK SPANISH! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!

dont you remember what i look like from the meets? the couch family is blessed with perfect genes.

yes he is. most girls are obsessed with hot actors and music stars, but this is the kind of guy my sister loves. she has a thing for bamf's (bad ass mother fuckers)

 

No but Mike should.

 

you must have been too busy trying to catch a glimpse of my wiener while i was doin the no pants dance

 

nope, was to busy catching a piece of my girlfriend.

 

you sure you dont mean, mumbling something about ancient age and then blacking out on top of your gf? cause thats how my night ended

 

nope she fixed me a sammich!








then I blacked out.....

 

yeah i was just joking about the sex thing. being completely honest, i really dont have a clue how that night ended. i just remember waking up and throwing up a whole bottle of red gatorade in the outhouse

 

I never would have known she fixed me food, but she told me that she did so I believed her..... even though I felt like I had not eaten for 2 days then drink a gallon of whisky.