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My Tinder date pooped her pants in my Tacoma and i'm devastated, the case for leather?

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  1. Aug 30, 2019 at 12:53 PM
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    dnlskier

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    Yup, this would be my wedding toast. My little brother looked at my wife on my wedding night during his "best man" speech and siad "Angie, there is no cure for the dutch oven."

    True story, but holy shit did I laugh and she did as well.
     
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    TomTwo I love God but I cuss a little

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    I hope this Shitty thread never stops :crapstorm:
     
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    He should consider this a plus.
     
    awdj, Aug 30, 2019
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    This sentence ended differently than I thought it would after the world ‘while’.
     
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  5. Aug 30, 2019 at 1:03 PM
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    Let me just add something, I was talking to not dating my now wife for a few months , on her 21st bday we went to the beach and she happened to get shit faced. We had a friend of hers in the back seat taking her home . The now wife told me to pull over . Pulled out and she throws up all over the car while her friend looks on . She finishes and we get back on the way . We drop her friend off and I apologize for the really fucked up ride home . Now we go to jack in the box and she only wants bread . Ordered a few buns to try and sober her up . We back a few block from her house and one of her friends calls to check on her . While talking to the friend on the phone , she gets out and started to throw up again , here is the bad part . Lol she started taking a shit in the gutter ......... I tell the friend I have to go , she yelled don’t look at me , gets up and falls into the car . Her ass hit the dash and left a stripe of shit on it . I get her home and she gets in the shower , I told her sister I was going to get gas and really I went to clean the car . Not only did she shit in a gutter , I found out she didn’t chew for shit because everything in the door panel pocket . I cleaned the car and by the time I got back she was passed out . The next day she woke up and acted really strange around me again at the time we were talking not dating . We go out with her parents to dinner and ask said she had something to ask me . She asked if she shit in the gutter in front of me , I lol and said what are you talking about , she said she thought she did and she’s Really embarrassed, I told her no nothing like that happened ...... I ended up telling her a few years later that she did and everything that had happened that night and now we’ve been together 11 years and have two kids together . I guess the moral of my really fucked up story is if you like her shit happens let it go and move on . Ps my wife’s nickname is the brown bomber . Just a thought.... good luck
     
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    Op could sue Tinder for extreme emotional distress. A shite in your Tacoma borders on cruel AND unusual.
     
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    No better thread to read when taking a dump....:anonymous:
     
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    Lmao I have this book for my 2 & 4 year old :rofl::rofl::rofl:. Must be the new edition, mine doesn’t have the taco in it :rofl::rofl::rofl:.
     
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    Could they replicate the problem?
     
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    play this song on the next date

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    Christmas will be here soon .....
     
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    Some of the Shit you guys post is pretty funny! Pun intended!
     
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    eon_blue If I would, could you

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    This is 10x better than the OP because I believe it actually happened
     
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    Same crap everyone else got
    :itllbuffout:
     
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    Did you have to pay extra for that?
     
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    Shit happens. I drank too much at a squadron picnic when I was 21 and ended up getting sick at the movies 8 hours later. My date cleaned me up. I had brisket, potato salad, and too much to drink. The puke was nasty. Atomic. She cleaned it all, didn’t complain.

    We just hit 26 years of marriage.

    If you really like her and you get along, this will be a funny story 25 years from now.

    Oh, and according to my wife (who I just read this too) if you call her you’re a keeper.
     
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    Like, so many.
    I mean, there’s no where to go but up.
     
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    Call her back, things will work out then when Christmas comes ask for some Clazzio's or Katskins
     
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