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my turn to vent (ignorant asshole encounter)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by brianr, Dec 19, 2008.

  1. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:46 PM
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    brianr

    brianr [OP] go shit in your hat

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    RANT on.

    So on my way to the dealership this afternoon to talk with my service guy about my timing chain oil leak TSB, I made a turn that I dont normally make to avoid waiting at this retarded, waste of taxpayer dollar traffic light (in the most useless location).

    I had to make this turn through a neighboorhood, and when I came back out to the dreaded Bell Rd, I was waiting to turn right from 63rd Ave. There is a kid ahead of me in some peice of shit Dodge Dakota access cab with "Jesus-Freak" stickers on it. He isnt even up to the "plain" of the intersection to view when it is clear to turn. (I assume he didnt read the AZ driver manual about okay to TURN ON RED, or he was to busy jacking his tranny g/f off). Finally the light turns GREEN, and he is fucking around on his cell phone!

    Toyota gave me a horn, and I'm not afraid to use it! So I honked at him.

    As he finally starts to turn his DYKE ASS girlfriend flips me off!?!!
    That bitch had fucking MAN HANDS if I ever saw some.

    WHAT IS WITH FUCKING IGNORANT PEOPLE?!? Who flips someone off when they are the ones in the wrong?

    They are both candidates to get struck by lightning, or shoved in limb-shredder.

    Anyways, then they went past me and turned into a shopping center. I follwed them to see where this little fucking douche and his dyke are going, so I can know where not to shop. Then this fucker must have seen that I was behind him, so he starts trying to loose me or somehting, and is driving like a COCKSUCKER through parking lots. I casually followed him, knowing this parking lot very well, and the surrounding entrances/exits. He takes off on 75th ave. AND HAD TO HAVE BEEN DOING 70mph. I follwed him but not doing 70...(also knowing his POS isnt going to outrun mine)... I played it cool, realizing traffic at Union Hills is going to slow him down. After UH, he turned into a neighboorhood and was hauling ass around, so I stopped and turned around and went to the dealershp.

    RANT off.

    PS. if I see that cocksucker around, I'm gonna fucking raise hell.
     
  2. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:49 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Be sure to purple mushroom him with his trannies cock.
     
  3. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:49 PM
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    brianr [OP] go shit in your hat

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    that dude needs a mushroom stamp for sure.
     
  4. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:50 PM
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    In my area, the person flipping the bird is usually the one that did something wrong.
     
  5. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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    Krazie Sj

    Krazie Sj Resident Jackass

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    I've encountered these retards all week while driving.

    Some douche talking on his phone in a Maxima is under the delusion that his turn signals are for decorations only and not practical application so he never uses them. He also decides to do 70km/h in an 80 so naturally i ride his ass making sure my headlights catch his mirrors the whole way down. I can see him moving his vehicle left and right to avoid the beams, but I just keep matching him. Eventually the prick goes into the turning lane I'm heading for and I just camp off his ass blinding him the whole time. When the turn comes, he pulls wide into the far right lane (Which is illegal BTW, and again, no signal) so I plow right by him giving him full blast of the Borla exhaust which was deafening to me. The bastard then decides to try to ride my ass and blind me with his lights, but because he's so low to the ground he isn't doing shit. Little does he know if I brake he's going right under the goddamn spare tire.

    Moral of the story. Don't fuck with someone with a bigger vehicle than you.
     
  6. Dec 19, 2008 at 1:59 PM
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    tacomaman06

    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    getting there....
    same here!!!
     
  7. Dec 19, 2008 at 2:03 PM
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    HerNameIsLucy

    HerNameIsLucy I miss Lucy. :-(

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    She's gone but not forgotten.
    Very rarely see the bird down here. Up in New Hampshire (Boston area) they should have a vote to make it the Official State Bird.

    Did see it a couple weeks ago though, was doing some light remodeling work at The Villages (a huge retirement community down here) and ended up in the wrong lane at the entrance gate, the lane that requires you to have a pass you wave at a little sensor to get the gate to open. Some old broad behind me took to honking and yellin out the window. I blew her off (what's she gonna do beat me up or push my Taco out of the way with her Civic?). Finally got through the gate, she got through and shot me the bird on her way by. I just laughed. Sure as hell, New York plates!
     
  8. Dec 19, 2008 at 2:17 PM
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    This sounds like the case of the DUMB ASS WIMP. The dumb ass wimp is a guy who can't drive and is afraid driving (so the right on red is not going to happen). If the dumb ass wimp has a girl she is a bossy rag that does things he can't back up (flip U off). The dumb ass wimp will also put him self and others in danger just to weasel out of a bad situation. Then cry to every one it was not his fault. All I can say is you are better than he, be cool rock on. :)
     
  9. Dec 19, 2008 at 2:26 PM
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    monoman Time to get dirty!

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    Ha! That shit happens all the time here in Cali! Only sometimes you get something thrown at ya, or even get shot at......:eek:
    People suck sometimes!
     
  10. Dec 19, 2008 at 2:33 PM
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    shot at!!! break out the Sig 556 and make the swiss cheese. :D
     
  11. Dec 24, 2008 at 10:23 AM
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    Ya, that stuff happens all the time in california. There is one thing for sure. You can't convince people not to be stupid. And when you call them on it, they aren't like"sorry, my bad" and be done with it, they try the act all "billy bad ass" and pawn off the stupid act on some thing or some one else. Witch in the end just makes them look even dumber. I wish it was leagal to mount 50 cals on our Tacomas. I swear to god the stupid people count would drop really fast if they had to worry about me A-teaming their ass.:boom::puke::bananadance:
     
  12. Dec 24, 2008 at 10:51 AM
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    Ignorance is aggravating.
     
  13. Dec 24, 2008 at 10:57 AM
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    I'm a magnet for asshole drivers.

    Something very bad would happen if some asshole threw something at my truck.
     
  14. Dec 24, 2008 at 12:29 PM
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    To the OP: You answered your own question (Why the bird?) in your own post. Let me explain. Apparently, the Toyota horn sound is coincidently the same sound as the "tranny alert" warning. This is common in the animal kingdom with a variety of species. So when you honked the horn the tranny instantly lost "it's" chub. The boyfriend/cousin also lost his chub. They inherently went into "fight or flight" mode. Again, this is common in the animal kingdom. Thus resulting in a frenzied parking lot escape. Props to you for stopping the possible procreation of that "species". My regards.
     
  15. Dec 24, 2008 at 12:45 PM
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    i had something similar happen one time...this guy camped out at a redlight where right turns are LEGAL...no traffic either direction...its a right turn ONLY lane...and the light we were sitting at was one of those "never change" deals...so my buddy (who was driving his 2000 ford focus hatchback) honked once...very short and quick...the guy slams the car he's driving into park and jumps out...so of course...we both jump out (mind you we're BOTH cops) and we both happened to be wearing off duty polos with badges on them and firearms on the side...he was screaming and cursing and walking at a very brisk pace towards us...my buddy said...you take one more step towards me and youre going to jail...he said "you think the cops can get here before i beat both your asses?" at this point we both step from around the door apexes and reveal that we're both cops...and i replied...we're already here...lets try this again...take another step and youre going to go to jail...get back in your car and go on about your business...and he replied (with his head hung in a very sheepish fashion) sorry officers and turned and got back in his car and made a legal right turn and then pulled into a gas station up the road...

    i try to not honk or follow etc people when im not in my patrol car or uniform just because i dont know whos going to get out and raise hell or come out the door firing a shotgun...it wouldnt be the first time around here...
     
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  17. Dec 24, 2008 at 12:57 PM
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    the other week i was drivin and this jack ass ran a stop sighn and stopped in the middle of the intersection (i was goin 60) i swerved and baredly stopped infront of him, and he had the nerve to flip the bird at me! i shoulda pummelled the jackass but he had a unrestrained child in the rear, i shoulda maybe touched him and got pd involved
     
  18. Dec 24, 2008 at 1:03 PM
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    brianr [OP] go shit in your hat

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    lmao.
     
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