My wife decided to drive my truck..and....

koditten · Mar 30, 2016

You should demand a Hummer. H2, H3... It doesn't matter.

Skrain · Mar 30, 2016

Seriously; how do you hit a tree at 40 MPH in a residential neighborhood? Distracted? Wet roads and a skid?

koditten · Mar 30, 2016

Again, let's not judge. I'm pretty sure it won't happen again.

cosmicfires · Mar 30, 2016

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She saw the keys laying on top of the table, glistening in the sunlight, seemingly calling her name. "Oh why not, it'll just be a quickie," she reasoned, "he'll never know." She stepped outside, scanned the neighbourhood for would-be tattletales, and reached for the steering wheel, wiping sweat off her brow from the exhaustive climb into the man-chariot. As her finger pushed the engine-start button she felt a jolt and thought "yeah, that's how I like it. Rev for me, baby." Putting it in reverse and scanning the streets once again, she backed out, smashed it into drive with a violent, almost animalistic grunt and mashed the gas pedal. "This ain't so hard," she thought as she sped up to 40 down a quiet residential street. Suddenly, there it was, just off to the side of the road: big, brown, hard, with just a touch of green, giving it an inexplicable combination of rugged manliness and class. Their eyes locked and she seemed drawn to it, unable to resist its pull. Suddenly the tree leapt in front of her. "That's a sign, it's meant to be," and they embraced in a clash of noise and emotion. When it was over, the tree shook off its dirty leaves and jumped back on the curb, in a typical hit-it-and-quit-it move. "I thought you were different."
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Not the first quickie to go bad.

Tom Servo · Mar 30, 2016

Sorry to see this, OP. Best of luck in your search for a new wife.

daddy_o · Mar 30, 2016

Glad she is o.k. Sucks for the truck. Really, come on guys, we now know how the airbags work in these trucks, you can stop now. I have seen too many pics of wrecked 3rd gens here lately, what is going on? It is good to know that they are safe though. Fill us in on the details if you want to. Again, good to hear she is o.k.

wanna taco · Mar 30, 2016

52 members and 53 guests?

Apexgigi · Mar 30, 2016

Ugh..........................I would cry! It was really difficult for me to hand my keys to my husband when he took MY truck the first time.......................................

Good luck and glad she is ok. The airbag system and other safety stuff is WHY I got the truck. I came from a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee with just minimal safety features. Glad to know these DO work..........

bzzr2 · Mar 30, 2016

she was probably thinking why did he buy this ugly ass blue thing, and geez it sure does vibrate a lot, this should fix the problem in over the top woman behaviour!

dmharvey79 · Mar 30, 2016

That'll buff out.

Seahammer5 · Mar 30, 2016

Skrain said: ↑

Seriously; how do you hit a tree at 40 MPH in a residential neighborhood? Distracted? Wet roads and a skid?
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Tacoma's are so fun to drive, who doesn't want to mash the pedal!

picturethis · Mar 30, 2016

He hasn't gotten back, there's no wife, tree, damaged truck, no details!!! Fake picture, he's a troll !!!!!!

_gray_knight_ · Mar 30, 2016

picturethis said: ↑

He hasn't gotten back, there's no wife, tree, damaged truck, no details!!! Fake picture, he's a troll !!!!!!
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EB Group · Mar 30, 2016

0210 said: ↑

She saw the keys laying on top of the table, glistening in the sunlight, seemingly calling her name. "Oh why not, it'll just be a quickie," she reasoned, "he'll never know." She stepped outside, scanned the neighbourhood for would-be tattletales, and reached for the steering wheel, wiping sweat off her brow from the exhaustive climb into the man-chariot. As her finger pushed the engine-start button she felt a jolt and thought "yeah, that's how I like it. Rev for me, baby." Putting it in reverse and scanning the streets once again, she backed out, smashed it into drive with a violent, almost animalistic grunt and mashed the gas pedal. "This ain't so hard," she thought as she sped up to 40 down a quiet residential street. Suddenly, there it was, just off to the side of the road: big, brown, hard, with just a touch of green, giving it an inexplicable combination of rugged manliness and class. Their eyes locked and she seemed drawn to it, unable to resist its pull. Suddenly the tree leapt in front of her. "That's a sign, it's meant to be," and they embraced in a clash of noise and emotion. When it was over, the tree shook off its dirty leaves and jumped back on the curb, in a typical hit-it-and-quit-it move. "I thought you were different."
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Was she wearing protection? Should you get tested now?

bulldog · Mar 30, 2016

Glad she's okay....bad for the taco.

Jnelsen · Mar 30, 2016

sxe4533 · Mar 30, 2016

I feel ur pain, I v benn there. My taco spend a month and a half in the chop she heard about it everyday! She was fine too not a scratch but I sure wanted to strangle her!

Jnelsen · Mar 30, 2016

Ok I know it's back to back Asian memes but I'm legitimately a quarter Asian sooooo it's not racist

TacoBella · Mar 30, 2016

koditten said: ↑

You should demand a Hummer. H2, H3... It doesn't matter.
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OH hell no..... if it were my wife She would be giving me Hummers on demand.

shakerhood · Mar 30, 2016

Sorry about the truck, glad to hear the wife is ok.

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