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My yearly exam

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  1. Jan 13, 2011 at 4:37 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    MY YEARLY EXAM
    >
    > I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
    > The nurse started with certain basics.
    >
    > "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
    > "135," I said.
    > The nurse put me on the scale.
    >
    > It turns out my weight is 180.
    >
    > The nurse asked, "Your height?"
    > "5 foot 7," I said.
    > The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 5"
    >
    > She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
    >
    > "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
    > was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
    >
    > She put me on Prozac.
    >
    > What a bitch.
    :D
     
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