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My yearly exam

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Jan 13, 2011.

  1. Jan 13, 2011 at 4:37 AM
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    David Tarantino

    David Tarantino [OP] Well-Known Member

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    MY YEARLY EXAM
    >
    > I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
    > The nurse started with certain basics.
    >
    > "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
    > "135," I said.
    > The nurse put me on the scale.
    >
    > It turns out my weight is 180.
    >
    > The nurse asked, "Your height?"
    > "5 foot 7," I said.
    > The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 5"
    >
    > She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
    >
    > "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
    > was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
    >
    > She put me on Prozac.
    >
    > What a bitch.

    :D
     
  2. Jan 13, 2011 at 4:39 AM
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    fletch aka

    fletch aka www.BeLikeBrit.org

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  3. Jan 13, 2011 at 4:45 AM
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    CorrectionCop

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  4. Jan 13, 2011 at 4:47 AM
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    mws4ua

    mws4ua I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

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    Sold my truck Jan '13... Still hang around.
    I was sure we were headed towards some sort of penis joke.


    Funny stuff.
     
  5. Jan 13, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Ditto.
     
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