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nd's Closet - The Guessing Game

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TheMaster, Nov 22, 2008.

  1. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:36 PM
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    TheMaster

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    I have obtained an items list of nd's closet from his movers when he moved out of his parents house. Please keep in mind, its a pretty big walk in closet ;). You may guess as many times as you wish. The good or close guesses will win you reputation points.

    For those of you who don't know nd, the following is a brief write up for your information.

    User name: nd
    AKA: Turkey, Fluffy, Beak Face, _____ _____ _____ (fill in the blanks.)
    Gender: Unknown
    Related to: The Galliformes family. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galliformes
    Sexual Orientation: Dubious
    Heritage: Red Neck
    Location: South Carolina
    Political Alliance: Republican but voted Democrat.
    Purpose in life: Bitch and cry baby.
    Occupation: Gay Rights Activist.
    Goals: To invading Texas and Canada, otherwise aimless.
    Associations: Founder of Carolina Alliance.
    Other facts: Fears no beer or Jack Daniels of any quantity, hated by some and despised by the rest, sometimes goes where the wind blows........

    Professional: Ambassador for South Carolina

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  2. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:40 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    i gotta say...........thats funny as hell mo!! so couchie is a dubious beer drinker huh??:laugh:
     
  3. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:42 PM
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    rhoppas

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    A male blow-up doll....
     
  4. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:44 PM
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    but im kinda wondering just what the hell mo was doing in nd's closet in the first place???:eek:
     
  5. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:46 PM
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    TheMaster

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    Close. Turkey blow up dolls. :rolleyes:
     
  6. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:47 PM
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    Read my post Will, I managed to obtain the movers list. Gosh, you Carolina boys need an explanation for everything. :mad:
     
  7. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:49 PM
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    i was just going to ask that
     
  8. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:50 PM
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    yeah.....you "claim" you got the movers list......but i know better than that!!! you cant fool this redneck too easy!;) just admit you were playing in nd's closet, but decided to come outta the closet cause it got kinda weird for ya!!:laugh:
     
  9. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:53 PM
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    so what ur saying is the master in now out of the closet?
     
  10. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:54 PM
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    we'll let him answer that!!!!!:D:eek:
     
  11. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:55 PM
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    I've never been to SC and I never will. Look who the Ambassador is and what his agenda is. :eek:
     
  12. Nov 22, 2008 at 5:58 PM
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    I really dont want to know what was in his CLoset.


    I have to guess, though...its killing me!!!


    Was it ND ? :eek:
     
  13. Nov 22, 2008 at 6:02 PM
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    and i thought you wanted some fried catfish man!!!
     
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    haha. yup us carolinians got the catfish perfected. except for mud cat. that fish still dont taste right. but channel cat.....mmmm. thats good.
     
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    ND has been living in the closet for so long that he needed movers to come move him out???
     
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    Apparently the first thing out of nd's closet was not himself as one would guess but his extensive collection of sword fighting videos!
     
  17. Nov 22, 2008 at 8:27 PM
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    is that code for gay porn??????:eek:
     
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    Could be. Look it up on urban dictionary!:D
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    heres a list of things i would think would be in nd's closet... im sure id be pretty close hehehehe :D

    1. a sparkly lime green butt plug
    2. big red clown shoes
    3. darth vader mask with the voice modulator
    4. a stuffed teddy bear with pink panties with flower print designs
    5. furry leopard print house shoes
    6. 75 walmart reciepts
    7. coupons for $5 off a months supply of viagra
    8. industrial sized zip-ties
    9. a box of expired unused Her Pleasure condoms
    10. a collection of Dr. Suess childrens books
    11. old desktop computer with a huge compilation of kiddy porn jpegs
    12. more blow up jake turkeys
    13. 15 red flannel shirts with holes
    14. daisy duke cut off shorts
    15. a flash drive with pics of himself in the clown shoes, darth vader mask posing with his stuffed teddy bear wearing nothin but red lace tanga panties :D
    16. a toolbox full of matchbox cars
    17. a hot pink waterproof 3" dildo
    18. dirty gumby figurines
    19. a box full of dirty used holey hello kitty tube socks
    20. grandmas jewelry box full of costume jewelry for his "pretty times"
    21. locks of hair from all the girls he's never gotten with but got them drunk enough to cut pieces of hair from to smell from time to time
    22. a step ladder
    23. ouija board
    24. 5 booklets of baseball cards that are worth nothin
    25. an old chain wallet filled with movie reciepts from his ex he still stalks
    26. photo album of animals he's killed throughout his lifetime
    27. an old pair of boxers with shit stains for those "remember when" moments he likes to refer to when he has sleepovers
    28. a blonde mullet wig
    29. a beer bong with mildew all over it
    30. baseballs signed by minor league players
    31. a hooters tank top
    32. a broken boat paddle for when he's up shit creek
    33. old VHS pornos of girls with massive bushes
    34. a shoebox full of old broken sunglasses from the dollar store
    35. 50+ playgirl mags to compare himself to other guys privates
    36. 3 toilet paper rolls
    37. 3 gun cases
    38. 17 gun cartridges
    39. 3 bags of fireworks
    40. crest whitening strips
    41. big ass box full of empty cd cases
    42. old tacoma wheels
    43. ripped boxing gloves
    44. camo duct tape
    45. a big bag full of small walmart bags bc he saves all of them
    46. a collectible barbie doll still in the box
    47. NSYNC plaque signed by all the guys --with love
    48. a beat up bald mannequin with bright red lipstick missin a right hand and a left foot... and somehow there is a hole 1 1/2" in diameter drilled into her "crotchal" area (hmmmmm??)
    49. a dozen dried up red roses still in a package that the love of his life never got bc she dumped his ass for a hot guy
    50. a pure silk hot pink comforter and sheet set

    :D :p :rolleyes:
     
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