Need Wise Advice

Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Funny but disturbing story. I had JUST put tint on the Windows of my brand new 2017 DCLB in WHITE. My wife, son and I went on a 'nice' family trip around the area. Along the way My wife decides to pass some horrific gas. With the new tint, I was advised not to roll the windows down for 2-3 days, this was day 2. I refuse to ruin my tint but my son and I were slowly losing consciousness. I cranked the climate control to low and hoped we'd make it out.

My question is, what would you have done and should I take my 2 year old for a health exam. Not only has this person, (who I am related to by marriage) violated the fart rule but also accosted my new car smell with NO reasonable escape... WTF!!?? I am considering legal action. What's your take?

 

Seriously? Take your son for a medical exam? LOL I'm dying.

 

You posted this in the "New Members"!Should consider posting this in the 3rd gen section which could turn into your very own BS thread!

 

Divorce?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eden-doing-revenge-fart-woman-denied-sex.html

You're giving it up right? Not holding out?

 

Your wife just paid you back for all the times you've hot-boxed her under the sheets. And, yes, your child has brain damage from inhaling your wife's shit molecules.

 

The brain damaged one is the guy that couldn't figure out to stop and open the damn doors

 

What you gonna do. I am new here. But you are missing the real travesty of this. We were in a moving vehicle with no off ramp in site.

 

I think that calls for serious retaliation.
When she's unsuspecting, ask her if she wants to take a shower with you...preferably on a night when you had mexixan.
when she starts to wash her hair, rip one and step out.
She will be trapped in a hot steam fart box.
If she tries to get out, hold the door so she can't.

 

Now that sounds about right. Prepare for a hot steam fart box revenge.

 

Ummmm Ok....

 

That's AWESOME! I didn't even know revenge farting was a thing. Just another tool in my arsenal... Pun intended.

 

Declare an emergency and pull over, that's what I do when I have to pee.

 

Perhaps it was the lack of oxygen but it seems so simple in hindsight.