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    Class 14 - Learn to tell your man what you really mean
    In this class women will learn that subtle hints don't work, obvious hints don't work and neither do direct hints. Participants will learn to say what they mean and or want in 3 sentences or less.
    This class is a prerequisite for proper use of the phone.

    Class 15 - Learn to use the phone in ways that don't aggravate your man.
    In this class women will learn how to use the phone in economical ways. Learn to share information in the most efficient ways possible in under 3 minutes or less.
     
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  4. Jun 4, 2009 at 8:30 AM
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    Classes for Men at
    THE
    ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
    byTuesday, June23rd2009
    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1
    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Class 2
    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
    Round Table Discussion.
    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

    Class 3
    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 4
    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

    Class 5
    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
    Examples on Video.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
    at 7:00 PM

    Class 6
    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
    Help Line Support and Support Groups.
    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

    Class 7
    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
    Open Forum
    Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

    Class 8
    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
    Graphics and Audio Tapes.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 9
    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

    Class 10
    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
    Driving Simulations.
    4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

    Class 11
    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
    Online Classes and role-playing
    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

    Class 12
    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

    Class 13
    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

    Class 14
    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
    Live Demonstration.
    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined.


    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

    ​
     
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  5. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:24 AM
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    Your Man card is in jepardy of being revoked for posting that!
     
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  6. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:25 AM
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    Come and get it Zonie!!! :cool:
     
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  7. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:27 AM
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    WHAO!!!!

    Did you drink some Poweraid this morning?
     
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  8. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:30 AM
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    My bad. Feeling under the weather. I am running a slight fever.
     
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  9. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:31 AM
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    You want, i should drive upstate an take care of him?
     
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  10. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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    You would get lost flatlander.
     
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  11. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:33 AM
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    Sorry to hear, Buddy. Hope you feel better...
    No no....Let him recover first. IF he attends those classes, THEN go get it! :cool:
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2009 at 9:37 AM
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    Don't count on it. I'll bring some suburban thunder to your mountain!
     
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    We eat suburbanites for lunch.
     
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    Not this one.
     
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    You mountain folk don't scare me. All I have to do is point and say "Hey is that your cousin taking her top off?" and when you turn your back to ogle her...POW!
     
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    I don't have female cousins. Try again. And don't you mention farm aminals neither, ya hear!
     
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    sisters?
     
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    Singular, and we are close but not that close. And if she took her shirt off, you would stop in your tracks.
     
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    The fact that you have noticed that proves my point. :D
     
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