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new dictionary words......pretty funny!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by tacomaman06, Nov 17, 2008.

  1. Nov 17, 2008 at 7:56 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered from a real word. Some are terrifically innovative:

    1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

    5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    12. Glibido: All talk and no action

    13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out .

    16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

    And, the pick of the lot...

    17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
     
  2. Nov 17, 2008 at 8:31 PM
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    -TRDMAN-

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    Lol that pretty good Will!!!!
     
  3. Nov 18, 2008 at 6:00 AM
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  4. Nov 18, 2008 at 7:11 AM
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    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    i like it :D reintarnation. that wins my vote
     
  5. Nov 18, 2008 at 7:28 AM
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  6. Nov 18, 2008 at 7:31 AM
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    13 is my fav!!!
     
  7. Nov 18, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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    i think #2 and #17 are my picks!!:D
     
  8. Nov 18, 2008 at 2:05 PM
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    very good Will, the last one is the best lol
     
  9. Nov 18, 2008 at 2:08 PM
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    i agree...........and i work with some real ignoranuses:D!!
     
  10. Nov 18, 2008 at 2:12 PM
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    LOL, nice post. I think 2,9, and 17 are my favs.
     
  11. Nov 18, 2008 at 4:30 PM
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    #14 :rofl:been there done that..........
     
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