New England B.S. Thread

Fukkn classic, Dave.

Some years ago I worked as a building cleaner and the tenants were a bunch of pricks. One guy in particular was a real douche to us for as long as I remember. His brand spanking new Ford Escort GT was parked in the back lot one day and someone had pulled right next to the passenger door. I just had to have the spot on the other side next to his driver's door and I docked my bigass 77 Chevy Malibu, complete with rot holes in the rear quarters and horribly faded paint, within 2 inches of his door. He walked out a while later and I grabbed my buddies to stand behind the tinted glass in the back lobby and laugh our balls off at him. He looked all around the car a few times like he thought that would move the cars..then crawled through his hatch and fell on his face into the dash. He pulled out and just missed hitting my mirror..rest assured if he tagged it I would have been out there screaming at him. This shitbum ran around his beloved Escort for 5-10 minutes staring it down for damage and we nearly shat ourselves laughing at him.

 

Better picture of the Desmosedici




WTF! Here's the link
http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-top-10s/top-10-sexiest-motorcycles-of-all-time/10010-6.html

 

For you gear heads, google "Machia Nera" It was built as a $200k concept bike. It's an incredible machine.

 

Vroom-splat. Thats how it ends.

 

I see you finally got through to OZ on the OME thread, lol

 

FU DB

 

Just having fun with him. He's a real good shit, but couldn't resist after he came in here shitting on the B's.

I'll have to rescind that. OZ, thats not very Canadian of you at all.

 

Lol

 

What? Where's BGR?

 

Monday is done, but I accomplished something. The second coat of rustoleum is curing on that damned AP slider (I say that because now I have to blast and paint the other one).

Which one of you wants to buy them when I'm done? They are going to be black when I'm finished.

*I'll post some progress pics in my built thread tomorrow.

 

Damn... if they were silver or white, I would have bought them :snicker:

 

Im telling ya, chrome sliders is the way to go. You all made fun of me though when i wanted to chrome mine.

 

Yeah, woulda been super unfortunate if I had color matched them after the primer and you could have gotten a good deal on really sweet sliders.

No way, no how, never in a million years. Chrome eats a fat bag of dicks.

 

Lol. Kidding but yes i agree. That would make a good sig

 

LOL

 

Hell yeah Bruins!!!

 

Hey ChicaGOFUCKYOURSELF..

 

In love hypermoto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stmu0PEUQX4

 

Plastiderp for life!

I had to sig that. It represents my opinion of every truck ever

 

I stop reading everytime i get halfway through your sig