New England B.S. Thread

Guess what i got to drive today

 

What could go wrong? Beer and 375* grease

 

That's a prius right?

 

No it's a leaf. Different cluster design

 

Viper?

 

2014 audi r8 spyder. Stupid fast. I got it up to 100 from 20 in what felt like 3 seconds on a windy backroad. It was fucking exhilarating. My knuckles where white for an hour.

 

How'd you manage that? Take it on a joyride instead of parking it like a good valet boy?

 

My girlfriend nannied for a wealthy family. They had a party at their estate, he pretty much handed me the keys.

 

Fuck dude

 

Marry that woman! Isn't that the same thing that happened to get you into the off roading class?

 

I spent the day driving around in the mountains with a lovely lady, and hiked some.

 

LOL

 

So learned the first rule of wheeling the hard way today. Never go out by yourself. Went out in raymond, nh exploring and buried my truck in a water hole. The driverside was about halfway up the door in water and it started seeping in. I fought with it for about 30 min climbing in and out of my passenger door stuffing rocks and sticks under my tires. No dice. Had to walk about a mile to find someone to pull me out. Spent another two hours vacuuming out the water under my carpet.

 

Balls of steel... You've got them.

In other news, the Easter Bunny delivers 4x4!!!

 

Woo I'm not the only one who went out and got stuck on my own!! I'm also not the only one who flooded their truck! I feel better now.

Sorry for the stanky smell Saltus

 

I think a few people have flooded their truck.

 

Did you pull the rug out? There is a air bad module under the drivers seat and another one on top of the hump under the center console.

 

In this thread

 

Yeah

 

The water only came in about an inch or two from the edge of the door so it wasnt to bad. But i did shove the vacuum under the carpet to get any extra that might have krept up. I think im in good shape.