New England B.S. Thread

I am to old for double fisting now.

 

And it begins

 

Is that so you can pick up more groceries on your way home from soccer practice?

 

Saw this at Lowes/Framingham this afternoon. Belong to anyone in here. Had 6 in fabtech lift, ARB, and heavy use.

 

That, AND I can put the kid's soccer cleats under the platform and fuck bishes

 

Alex's off road van.

 

That inboard 2x12 looks like it's cupped.

 

Oh wait, you mean that's not a desirable trait for lumber?

 

Shrug. Depends. When I was working construction we did a job for a guy with a geodesic dome house. He would probably have been all about cupped lumber...
But he'd never spend the $ for a 2x12. The structural beams on his house were doubled up 1x6 pine boards. Yikes.

 

I'm not digging through a bunch of 2x12x16's to find a better one after shoveling and spreading a truck load of loam today

 

Too old to drink that way or can't lift 2 bottles at the same time?

 

Rookies

 

How's that liver feel?

 

I'm so impressed.

 

To smart. You learn things with age and maturity. Two beers or drinks at one time is not a wise thing to do.

I rest my case

 

Happy Monday, Faces!
Nice sunny warm day, with the motorcycle parked outside...and I'm stuck in a windowless warehouse.
Fuck.
Definitely taking a lunch break today.

 

That sucks to be you. Even though I am working I can tell you it's gorgeous outside. Bright sunny and not windy at all.

And before you even say it John. FU

 

it does suck to be me. Days like this makes me REALLY miss working for a building contractor. Usually on days this nice by 2 or 3 PM he'd say "Fuck this shit, it's too nice out today to keep working. Time to pack it up, boys!"
It was totally worth the couple of hours of lost pay, too.

 

Then again look where it got me right