New England B.S. Thread

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I had forgotten it was that long ago.

 

that wasn't as exciting as i had hoped. figures he's from ri. i have to say after having ran a dealership, and also having a lot of friends who are mechanics, i've never seen or heard of stuff like that before. that certainly wouldn't have gone down in my shop. it's easy to get parts overnighted or delivered same day from napa or other dealerships if need be. and when you don't take care of your customers you only hurt your own business long term. it's just greed trying to save a little up front, it will always cost you way more down the road

and i just noticed i made your sig! yay!

 

If you search his posts there was a thread about the dealer screwing him over and that's where the best shit was

 

Same reasons why I will no longer do business with GM. Only exception is body work as my brother in law works for a dealer

 

just looked up his posts and came across my new favorite thread:
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads...n-posters-by-the-way-they-post.351212/page-72

 

It's the only way I can get an attractive woman to hang out with an ugly bastard like me during the day.

 

how do i know you're ugly, and how do you know i'm attractive?
unless you're talking about someone else, like chris, he's an attractive woman hehe

 

If you think so now, you've not seen the pics of me with long hair.

And how do I know you're attractive..hmmm

 

don't you be gettin me all bothered while i'm workin' boy

 

Oh I'm sure this will get you weak in the knees...

 

yes but only for the mask, not the third leg

 

I figured Monica would be the prize there since you like em young and she was what 23 when that stuff happened?

 

Oh my name is Bill Clinton, I'm ruler of the land..
I'd be in a lot less trouble if I just had used my hand..
Now Monica is bitching bout a cumstain on her dress..
But if the bitch knew how to swallow I wouldn't be in this mess!

 

Oh her name is Hilary Clinton, she's standing by her man..
But her and Lorena Bobbit are cooking up a plan...
It involves a pair of scissors and a big old frying pan..
They're serving Monica Lewinsky authentic Arkansas Spam!!

 

I thought that it was an internet rule that women on truck forums were automatically attactive...

 

23 is on the young end for me but i can work with that hehe

 

Bah! I was 28 and snared by nearly 42.

 

i have a feeling that that's far from true hahaha
i've heard that having a bike adds 2 points though. i will say that i used to see guys on bikes with full faced helmets and imagine that they were really hot underneath. but after riding for so long and having a lot of friends that ride i know that 9 times out of 10 this is not true

 

Somewhat like beer goggling, except it's a different altering

 

Very true. I ride with a full face helmet for many reasons. My ugly mug is only one of them. Junebugs and rocks are another, lol.

BUT, I was going more based on your supposed string of boy toys, unless you're just catching suckers in the ugly pond.