New England B.S. Thread

I'm fat so you may feel seismic waves where you are also

 

The only good thing about this weather, is the shedding of clothing early.

 

Did you buy it new?

I'm a human, not someone trying to be a roasted Chicken! 90* is HOT!

^^^ This!

 

True. I may take a detour through the college campus on my way home

 

During the month February my kids swim at a local college, they really need to move the season to a warmer month

 

Saw a bit of the clothes shedding this morning, dropping my son off at daycare... some MILFs. NICE!

 

I thought you had lost a bunch of weight?

Even thought it's in Lewiston, it's a rich kids school, so the scenery is usually pretty decent. But it's mostly sun dresses rather than short-shorts, cutoffs, and tank tops.

 

The best was in college we lucked out and had 70-90* every St Paddy's day. Lot of clothes coming off that day!

 

I have quite a few of those moments lol

Nice wheels!

Oak is pretty dense

youre like a damn lizard my guy!

 

The key to loving the heat? Spend 6 years in the middle east, another 6 in south east Asia and Australia, and another 6 in the south. Worked for me!

 

NO, maybe, and ok, then no. So I guess I wont ever love the heat.

 

Yep. Even after it's seasoned up it's got some serious heft. Great firewood, though.

 

Bates for the win. I am close to UNE, but its out of the way, so no just drive through on the way home.

 

I definitely overdressed hunting this morning.
I'll be down to a loin cloth tomorrow morning.
I'll skeer them turkeys to death.

 

Personally, I'd go with NO, no, f*ck yea, and no

 

Everywhere I've lived overseas has been as safe or safer than Boston. I wouldn't move back to Dubai though, now it's basically Vegas. Nothing redeeming there anymore in terms of culture.

Plus the food! Oh! Such amazing food!

 

Maybe! It is pretty cool you got to travel like that. I'm sure it had its downsides though.

Oak drums are noticeably heavier and loader than maple or birch counterparts #FunFact

 

Like, of the 'holding liquids' variety, or of the 'beat drums' variety?

 

The biggest downsides so far are that I cannot get rid of facebook, or else I'll have no way to contact many of my old friends, and that I was so ridiculously unprepared for winter when I moved here. I thought it would be easy!

But I'm an adaptable person who can make friends with a brick wall, so moving around was easy for me. My little sister struggled so much more with it than I did.

 

I'm a Philistine; I just want to go to Oz. Zero forks about living in/visiting the rest of them.

Yeah, the talent at USM isn't as good. Used to be that they threw better parties, though.