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New pet ( kinda corny )

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Jun 23, 2009 at 11:52 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    New pet

    A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
    So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
    unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede,
    (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his
    house.

    He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and
    decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go
    to church with me today? We will have a good time." But
    there was no answer from his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
    then asked again, "How about going to church with me and
    receive blessings?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet . So
    he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

    The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This
    time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted,
    "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn
    about God?"

    This time, a little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first
    time! I'm putting on my
    shoes.
     
  2. Jun 23, 2009 at 12:09 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    It made me chuckle. :)
     
  3. Jun 23, 2009 at 12:31 PM
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    TicTacOma

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    DISCLAIMER: This joke needs a disclaimer.

    Now I have something else that needs to be cleaned. My monitor! I liked it!
     
  4. Jun 23, 2009 at 1:09 PM
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    devilsalmostfree

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    i thought it was funny.
     
  5. Jun 23, 2009 at 1:16 PM
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    Hoyal

    Hoyal Whiskey bent and hell bound.

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    Nice I lol'd!!
     
  6. Jun 23, 2009 at 1:41 PM
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    Fluffymonkey

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    lol. I didn't see that coming :)
     
  7. Jun 23, 2009 at 1:47 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    I don't get it. : (
     
  8. Jun 23, 2009 at 2:03 PM
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    Good little joke. :)
     
  9. Jun 23, 2009 at 4:36 PM
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    HerNameIsLucy

    HerNameIsLucy I miss Lucy. :-(

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    She's gone but not forgotten.
    That was cute, I'm gonna send it along.
     
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    like fluffy said, didnt see that one coming:laugh:
     

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