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New preamble to the constitution!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Mar 5, 2009.

  1. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    The following was sent to me in an e-mail:

    "We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

    • ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
    • ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
    • ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
    • ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes. (This one is my pet peeve...get an education and go to work....don't expect everyone else to take care of you!)
    • ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
    • ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
    • ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
    • ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. (AMEN!)
    • ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
    • ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (Lastly....)
    • ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!
     
  2. nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    Awesome thread!
     
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    Dustin03 The Cooler King

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    Truer words were never spoken.
     
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    joedirt Revived and BACK baby!

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    kristopherl AKA: Jake the Wolf

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    anyone care to break into song? :)
     
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    The guy makes it simple but it would only work if they first hung all the lawyers :rolleyes:
     
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    I like this.
     
  8. TacoCo

    TacoCo Aspiring wrench monkey

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    FALSE
     
  9. tacoholic

    tacoholic 09 but I drive a 012 Expedition...

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    Hahaha! That's awesome! Love it! :D
     
  10. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    It was sent to me in an E-mail. I never bothered to check the validity.

    Fixed.:)
     
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    taconinja Well-Known Member

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    Regardless of who wrote it, I like it.
     
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    TacoCo Aspiring wrench monkey

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    It's just something that I do out of habit. I usually respond to those e-mails with the snopes link to get people to quit forwarding me unsubstantiated stuff.
     
  13. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    I usually do as well....Good catch, bye the way. :)
     
  14. LonghornTaco

    LonghornTaco Can you pass the bailout please?

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    I think this is probably my favorite thread of yours so far!

    NICE WORK!
     
  15. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    You mean you dont like my "Fixing threads"??? :(
     
  16. LonghornTaco

    LonghornTaco Can you pass the bailout please?

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    No, those are awesome too. This one is just my favorite!

    I've already burned the fur off my dogs with the flamethrower how-to, put a neighbor in the hospital with the golf-ball shotgun how-to and if I had my own washing machine, I'd probably have followed that how-to as well... :D
     
  17. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    LOL!! Thanks, Buddy! :)
     
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