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New Sex Tape Scandal

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by JDMcQ, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. Oct 10, 2009 at 5:39 AM
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    JDMcQ

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    [FONT='Times New Roman', Times, serif]Sex Tape Scandal: Ms. Pac-Man Caught in Gang Bang with Emoti-Cons :)[/FONT]

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]By [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]JARVIS SPIVEY
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]TOKYO – A new shocking sex tape has been released that shows Ms. Pac-Man clearly having sex with a group of Emoticons :-0
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]The gang bang took place on the 134th level of the Namco Building in downtown Tokyo at the release party of Donkey Kong’s new rap album, “Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt Me” :-D
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]According to reports, Ms. Pac-Man was seen popping large amounts of pills earlier in the evening and was moving erratically around the party~(_8(I) At 1am, security cameras recorded the heiress commiting lewd acts in a public elevator. Ms. Pac-Man quickly exited the party with smeared lipstick and a disheveled bow :-@
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]The famous nudist and fruitarian is well known for her love affair with pills and her libertine attitude toward sex -- especially since finalizing her divorce from Pac-Man.
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Security guards were first alerted to the tape by Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde who had been wandering aimlessly around the party when they heard screams of ecstacy coming from the elevator. The ghosts were held in a box for several seconds for questioning before being released one-by-one.
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]According to early reports, those involved in the orgy include "[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Sweaty[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]", "[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Surprised[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]" and "[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Bummed Out[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]". “[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Beer[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]” and “[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Martini Glass[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]” are believed to have somehow been involved along with “[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Paper Clip[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]” who just can't help but stick his buisness in everything. The seventh member of the gang bang, [/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]"My Lips are Sealed[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]" refused to comment without his lawyer :-X
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Yahoo Messenger! and MSN announced that they have cancelled their contracts with all seven e-moticons as of this morning ;:^)B>
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Rumors on the web are rampant that Ms. Pacman is now pregnant, though it is unclear which emoticon is the father. A DNA test of 1's and 0's will most likely be necessary ;-) She is said to be recovering at home with relatives as she decides her next move :)-D.
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    [FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]In an unrelated incident, ”[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Wondering[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]”, and “[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Sneezing[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]” were all arrested late last night outside a high school gang bang organized by Lynne Spears. orz. Lol.

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    [/FONT][FONT=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]In all, seven Emoticons have been identified in the tape including "Bummed Out" and "Surprised", both with a history of being "bad boys" as evidenced by these mug shots[/FONT]
     
  2. Oct 10, 2009 at 6:02 AM
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