New Way To Steal Our Toyotas

Are you a chat bot?

 

Appreciate the kind words sir.

 

Lol. I’m pretty happy up here. I don’t know who pissed in his cheerios.

 

No idea.

Pretty fucked up thing to say though.

 

Woah!

 

But but…everyone says you can’t steal keyed cars! Say it ain’t so!!

 

Honestly, I’d rather them keep it and insurance cover 1 vehicle than having a bunch of meth heads leading cops on high speed chases. Vehicles are cheap compared to medical bills and lives.

 

And people laughed at me when I cut off my obd port and replaced it with a mystery connector.

 

On the way to NYC car show, we ate at McDonalds on the second floor. Nypd dragged every car out of the parking lot. It was great, they dragged those cars sideways, and wheels fully locked. Two police tow trucks and handful of flatbeds, they were done by the time we finished.

 

Did you get resurrected too early today or what’s with this mood?

 

Because key ignitions have never been hot wired…

 

And nobody younger than 65 can drive stick

 

Except my 29 year old son and my 30 year old son-in-law.

 

I don’t believe it. Millennials that drive a manual transmission?!

 

Haha. Wow. How leaving a word out sure changes the meaning. I meant you can’t steal keyed cars. Not you steal them.

 

LOL, both my son and son-in-law were in the Navy and when they were stationed overseas they were typically the only ones in their deployments who could drive a manual transmission, meaning they always had a ride supplied by Uncle Sam and everybody had to come to them for rides.

 

Won't be any manuals when they go electric.

 

Yea but kids these days rely only on tech....

 

Just steal the keys, dammit!