NFL Trash Talkers Thread

My open letter to Trent Dilfer:

Yo Dilfuck,

Let me start off by saying--FUCK YOU! I applauded the Seahawks organization for bringing you in when they did. I bitched when that fat fuck Holmgren benched you while you were playing hot at the time, in favor of his golden boy Hasslehump. I understand that, as a so-called analyst nowadays, you wouldn't want to look biased toward one of your old teams. The problem here is that you're bias against Seattle is blatant and disgusting. You can't open your fucking cumcatcher without spewing hatred toward the Seahawks every single time.

I get that you may have some latent grief (as well as other 'latent' issues) toward people who used to be with this organization, but guess what--they are just as gone now as you are shithead! If you expect anyone to give credence to your 'expert opinion' behind that desk, you're going to have to get over your childish pouting and start acting like a professional. In closing I wish you only bad tidings and hemorrhoids until the day you die you miserable douche. And again let me just say--FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Sincerely,
A three-decades-plus Seahawks fan

 

he mad

 

beat me to it

 

Looks like the seahawk fans are all over the internet talkin shits... Looks how many votes came from Washington ...More than any other state.

 

Talking shit related to votes on a poll .. Yup I see that connection too.

 

No jealousy here... Nothing matters until playoffs anyways, Bronco fans know this better than anyone. Just pointing out that there's a shit ton of people from Washington checking out articles about the game and voting on polls. Just an observation and I don't blame them... I do the same shit after a big win

 

As long as we all understand that the real reason the Seahawks won is that Brady was in the stands rooting for them. They wouldn't have won without Brady.

 

Yes, that and the lines of steroids they snorted on the way out to stretch.

 

Yes and that. And the kittens they sacrificed for Satan.

 

The Seahawks are a great, strong team for sure!!!...Now, that being said...who gave them their only loss??

 

What the hell happened to Luck lately? It can't be all because of one receiver can it?

 

Who else thinks every play should be challengable? Wouldn't make the games noticeably longer as you can only challenge two plays, three if both of your challenges are right. The whole point of challenges are to make sure plays are called fairly, and a lot of games have been ruined due to bull shit calls this year. I mean, we'll still have controversial calls, but I think the biggest shitty calls would now be able to be reviewed... Anyone else agree?

 

maybe he's on steroids… browner and thurmond are out for non-PED substance abuse, e.g Marijuana!!!

Get it straight 4whiners

 

Seahawks are gonna stock up on all the NorCal Buds on the trip down here... sorry, refill glaucoma meds. They'll have Sonoma Coma

 

Even if you hate the seahawks, seattle, etc. You have to admire Russell Wilson. I'm proud to have that dude as our team leader. Aside from being a very gifted athelete, he's IMO the most classy role model figure of any NFL player I have ever seen. He nicely offsets the Shermans and Tates who tend to run their mouths.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLVRbtm_QD8




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskzPpvr3e4

 

I feel the same way about Tom Brady, and he has been doing it way longer than Wilson has. Still, like you, I love seeing great athletes who are also great role models. People can shit on Brady and the pats all they want, but again, he is a class act, a great role model, and a great player.

 

Didn't he get an award for a supporting actor role in a gay orgy on Brokeback Mountain 2?

He definitely is a good ball handler, I'm sure you have first hand knowledge of his ball handling skills.