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Nine words women use

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jan 13, 2009.

  1. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:09 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    With all the discusion of women, adn issues regsrding them, I thought a little tutorial is in order:

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that will bring on a 'whatever').
    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

     
  2. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:10 PM
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    harshest

    harshest I am the Sofa King

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    How true, how true.
     
  3. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
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    Nada, Zip, Zilch, Nothing
    lol... how true it is....
     
  4. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
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    good post 4x4................................all true indeed..............and most of us have found out the hard way too.:D
     
  5. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
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    LOL:laugh: #4 is what i run into all the time.
     
  6. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
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    i get......3,4,5,8 and 9 ALOT!!!:D
     
  7. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:14 PM
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    You too huh? Glad to see I'm not the only one.
     
  8. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
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    Should give this to all the TW youngins. It could come in handy.

    Fine and Nothing are two of the most dangerous words in the English language.
     
  9. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
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    yep.....and i only get #7 once in a while!!:D
     
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    Should be a required credit through high school

    you are on your own there...never get it
     
  11. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:31 PM
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    #5 is the worst for me, followed by #3
     
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    Nada, Zip, Zilch, Nothing
    I get a lot of those daily... not just from the wifey... but from females at work... :D
     
  13. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:38 PM
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    My personal "Words the Wifey use" goes to 37.
     
  14. Jan 13, 2009 at 7:42 PM
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    Duly noted
     
  15. Jan 13, 2009 at 10:38 PM
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    grrr...
    am i the only who doesnt listen to women. just listen and agree... :cool:
     
  16. Jan 13, 2009 at 10:59 PM
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    brianr go shit in your hat

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    I hear (blah blah blah) when women speak...not all women, jut ones who are leeching on to me.
     
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