NJ B.S. Thread

This thread needs to go outside and get some vitamin D. Too much emo.

 

im picking up a ktm on saturday, maybe we can all get together for some trails this spring

 

Coyotes will climb the fence or dig under if they want in. Nothing will keep them out but hunting them. Running an electronic caller and hunting them for 1 night a week will eventually teach them to not come around and theyll stay clear for a bit. Offers on the table. You want em gone only good coyote is a dead one

 

Down. Might take the DRZ for a rip around the block in a few between meetings. So goddamn nice out.

 

Electric fence is an option

 

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Salem, NJ? Boy oh boy ,the Canandians eat those things down there so you should be fine. Otherwise, the best way I've seen in this day and age to deter something like that, maybe try putting an "I'm offended by Coyotes" signs around the yard.

FTFY

 

lol i know but its brand spanking new though so hopefully she stays together for the first summer at least, this is my first time not buying Japanese also so I am a bit nervous, definitely wont be able to neglect this thing either as I am accustomed to with the japanese toys


edit.. i did own a canam ds450x for a couple years, my memory is fucked

 

it’s in farm country, I don’t think those signs would work. I might need to put up “safe space” signs

 

Just raise their taxes slowly but surely. Eventually most of them will get smart enough to leave

 

make sure you get a sammich from Seagraves, best subs in town.

 

negative... coyotes will learn quick how to get around that.

 

Hey everyone, he's finally coming around.

Claymores? Or those "Jersey Shore" assholes?

 

Okay, how about a good bagel? They do know what bagels are down there right?

 

The Jersey shore assholes will scare off every animal within a 5 mile radius

 

They do, but I don’t know any in Salem. there are a couple good joints within a small drive. The Greater Bridgeton Amish Farm Market has an awesome bakery, and bagel barn in Franklinville has pretty decent bagels.

 

i read almost two pages of coyote chatta today...
and this popped up in my ads a few hours later

https://www.coyotevest.com/?fbclid=...yfwyMsEkzpOg-aKFksQik6YbiJeUJ7N0Y_mSDNXTWlOBQ

 

I think you’d have a hard time putting one of those on a coyote.

 

As crazy as it sounds in Montana I had friends with a sheep farm and they used Llamas as guard animals. (NO JOKE) Very Ornery and will protect other animals, plus coyotes and wolves don't know what they are and tend to be scared of them... It even has a certification, Preditor Friedly, like organic, again no joke lol.
Do they give money for coyote pelts in NJ? They do at the town halls in most Montana towns.

Prob not helpful but funny

 

Lmfao no they don’t know what bagels are down there. Or pizza. Gotta drive a good ways to get north jersey pizza