no wipe?? NO S**T!!!

But with the initital direction of the turd coming from a 90 degree angle to the water, it's safe to assume that said turd would have laid in the bowl like a spoon in a bowl of chowder. Therfore, my theory of a 6-foot Super Poop would seem the most reasonable with 2/3rd of the original poo being sucked down with the meager amount of toilet paper that was used to wipe the man's ass.

 

Uh-sorry to blow all this beautiful scientific conjecture (shit talkin) but as soon as I kicked the lever it was history. WTF is something like that? Shit graffitti??? I will never get it.

 

we need to know the firmness of said poo in order to determine its flushability and if i would cause a few of more wipes. as a firm poo would cause very few wipes and tough for the toilet to take, where the soft poo would take many wipes and squish down the toilet creating skid marks

 

With TW live, why no picture?

 

I dont know-I just didnt want to have THAT much one-on-one time with someone else's pook

 

x2! That would've been an epic f**kin' TW Live post.

It could've been flushed but if it's one of those really strong toilets then it could've ripped it at the end and left like 1.5 feet in the bowl.

 

In some places they use there hand and there is no need for paper. But sounds like a 10 wiper to me.

 

My phone was running out of juice so I went to the bedroom to grab my charger. My girlfriend woke up an asked what I was doing, so I replied "Just debating the engineering aspects of an 18 inch long turd, and how an average toilet would handle said shit. And also the philosophical thought processes of a person who wouldn't wipe their own ass."

She said,

"Are you drunk?"

 

Steve, your story is tragic.

 

I think this is related: I had to go into a valero the other day, there were no remnants however when I opend the door to leave, I opened the door too hard. I hit a trash can that then tumped over, it was full to the brim with discarded ass wipes (Shit Tickets). They filled the entire floor of the john. It was like I struck and afgani biological ied. There was nothing I could do except close the door back and hand the key back to the stop and rob clerk with a strait face. He should have emptied that before the lunch shit rush.

I know this is the result of illegal immigrants. Legal immigrants get a booklet explaining that the United Stated invented everything that makes a first world country modern and that we captured the art of flushing toilets that even take the ass wipes with the shit.

I think your turd was left my an illegal immigrant who discarded the asswipe or just rinsed the shit from his fingernails and went back to cooking lunch. This would explain the absence of paper. Perhaps you could check the next time you have a paperless turd. Step in the trash can or kick it over. If there are asswipes they will stick to your shoe or the floor. Mystery solved.

 

Dude......I had a similar experience at a restaurant in San Fran, except there was no more toliet paper. The thing was as big as a burrito. I had no options. Had to pay my bill and then almost run back to the hotel to make it in time. Luckily, the hotel was close by and I made it.

 

at least you didn't get dry docked. for those who don't know, that is where the water valve to the toilet is shut off, and all the water flushed from the toilet. then a generous portion of toilet paper is laid down (1/2 to 1 full roll). the poo is then deposited on top of the toilet paper. any wiping toilet paper is set off to the side as to better display the poo.

The "upper decker" is a bad one as well, where the poo is "introduced" directly to the tank on top of the toilet.

as for what happened to you, the guy prob wiped and left it in the trash, or stuck it out till he got home, so that the next guy would get a full on shot of the huge poo.

 

never heard of the dry dock, fucking gross

 

it's an old house party favorite.

 

someone does that at my house there would be a serious fight, i punched a guy one time for lighting a cig in my house, i dont play that shit...take it somewhere else

 

Maybe he whiped and went to toss the TP.. so what he left.. was proud of it and tossed the tP in the other toliet... If I left a 1.5' turd i would find somewasy to shwo it off. probobly UTWLive

 

Pics or it didnt happened.......... o no wait.....

 

whenever i have abnormally large shits i send a pic to my gf

 

hahahaha,

 

Funny, I do the same thing, but your GF just keeps texting me back to stop.