Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

im so ready for zombie apocolypse

 

hells yeah bro spazzy be hating

 

haters gonna hatee

my dad would be pissed if i brought home another truck..I already got fucking 2 in my driveway lol..i just gotta get this 86 piece of hunk out of my driveway this weekend haha.


i probably won't even get it, i offered the guy a trade for some shit I have laying around the shop ha

 

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD YEEE!!!!

 

If we wait long enough, he would have to haul it off, maybe we can get it for free!

 

lol it'll be gone before that guaranteed.

have you ever heard of Marlin Crawler?
if I posted that link on their forum, it'd be gone within 3 days haha

 

Yeah true...

This shit cracks me up, always wondered wtf would happen if they werent' careful!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...tion_id=annotation_589848&src_vid=MRk8DEqYZTw

 

Yes it would

 

reeses puffs ftw.
now marlboro red.

 

Camel 99's right now cause they're cheap. Usually stick with regular Camel filters though.

 

i used to go for Wides but got tired of them..i like my cowboy killers.

5.21 out the door at Chevron down the street..everyone knows me there so it's cool too..I go there like everyday or every night and chill with the graveyard ladies..get free food hahaha.

 

haha, good man! I'm a regular at the Flyer's across from my house. No need to be id'd with this baby face

 

pssh..I know everyone at the chevron no matter what shift..
when somebody new starts there and ask's for my id..the other person working starts laughing and gives them a like "WTF YO THIS IS YOUR #1 CUSTOMER"

hahaha.i might go down there in a little actually..bullshit with Brian the Whore lol..he's married, 40 years old and hates his wife..and cheats on her weekly. They have been trying to get divorced for 6 years. It's pretty funny he tells me all this shit and I can't help but laugh lol

 

Lol that's funny. The night guy at Flyer's tried brig funny once, had the tab from a can of soda in his shirt and gave us a 5 minute story of how his buddy taught him to use it as a duck call. Dude then puts it to his lips, asks if we are ready, then says 'here ducky ducky ducky'.

Dont think I've ever had to force a chuckle as hard as I had to for him lol. It was a sympathy laugh. Which made it funnier lol

 

hahahah the dumb shit you hear from gas station attendants

 

Lol yeah. I'll still sneak up on my brother with a 'here ducky ducky ducky'. Hella funny.

 

Hahhahaha.

I'm out for now.
gonna go smoke then fricking find something to do.

 

Lol I just fixed the smoking problem. You could always come to Sac haha

 

eff that.

i got work in the bay area

maybe i'll come up sometime and drink some beer and bullshit about trucks and gas station stories and whores up in sac

plus auburn is REALLY far..it's way past sac lol

 

I work in Sac tho. I'm here 4 days out of the week, staying in folsom