Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Surely Taco Bell has a green corned beef Chalupa or some stupid shit you could get?

 

totally ordering one if i ever visit Ireland in my thickest 'merican garbage accent. will end the beating with "all the fags love these in san francisco"

 

Picked up a gallon of moonshine from my partners village. Gonna split it up into smaller bottles and spread it out in our luggage in hopes costumes doesn't find it all. Been working on a 1liter size bottle for the last week and and I've only managed to get 3/4 thru it. Shit is lethal

 

Niiiiiice, I drank legit moonshine when I was in the Army. Buddy brought it back from West Virginia where he found it in his Grandpa's shed. Had to light it on fire to ensure it burned the proper color or some shit before we drank it.

Needless to say one swig just about did me in....I don't do liquor haha

 

I ordered an Irish carbomb in Scotland...
they weren't amused.

I also had to explain what it was because they never heard of it.

 

I remember those from my drinking days.

Would do again.

@Silver02Taco

 

Uh...settle down, Beavis.

 

I think the last time I had one of those was like 20 years ago. I was at a coworker's party and talking to someone, minding my own business, and somebody did the old tap me on the shoulder, shove it in my hand, and said SLAM IT! Without even looking or knowing, I did. I'm still proud that I managed to not redecorate the kitchen in the ensuing moments.

 

Irish car bombs to start our evening.

Don't let me forget.

 

To go home with you.*

 

Autocorrect.

Not true.

 

My brother did this to me on my 21st. I had been drinking all night already and he calls me over to the bar. Hands me a carbomb and tells me to chug it, which I do. Bartender apparently was impressed how quickly I drank it and proceeds to make me another and I drink it. Turns out they used 151 instead of Jameson...pretty much where my memory of the night ends.

 

Yes. And on Valentine's Day I stayed home and got hammered by myself.














Then masturbated

 

LOL OUCH

 

Wait didn't they give you one of these when you drove into Texas? Or dose the DMV give it to you when they issue you a license?

 

I've run older stuff.... and hated every second of it.

 

Shit College me loves Carbombs. Then theres adult me that thinks thats a waste of a perfectly good Guinness. College me usually wins though.

Edit: The drinking Carbombs...Not the IRA ones

 

Little known fact: Guinness is your session friend.

 

Just got off the phone with USPS.. because I finally complained about the waste of time that is using my mailbox and expecting any professionalism from my letter carriers.

Got told if I have mail that needs to go out, it's best I take it to a post office and drop it off, instead of expecting the letter carrier to take outgoing mail from my box.. and went on to tell me about how it's written in their union handbook and blah blah blah.

Fucking lazy cocksuckers, fuck you USPS.