Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Has my daughter in the car with her, I like that one.

Yes but I also was 1 min away from her at my moms and called to pick her up last night before taking the kids home. She wanted to stay out longer (get wasted) and took an unnecessary Uber ride home while the older kid cried because she wanted mom to come home...

Haha I go to jail going have to liquidate quick, meaning cheap sale...

This scenario seems only too familiar in our household.

Wife asks me the other day if I’m waiting for her to take the bathroom trash out (it’s completely overflowing) and I hadn’t noticed it. Told her no, but the trash can was full this last trash day so I didn’t clean out the bathrooms and notice it. Then ask her if she’s going to empty it, to which she replies, well not now that you know about it.

I once left her coffee cup on the counter in the bathroom for over a week to see how long she took to throw it out. Well 8 days later I couldn’t deal with it being there and asked her about it. She just shrugs and said she noticed it but didn’t think anything of it. It was filled with floating mold.

Well la-tee-da for you...

 

I let my wife sleep in and went for a really nice mountain bike ride in aurburn today

 

I'm hatin' on mine today. I feel ya'lls pain

 

This.

I was going to get up and ride out early by myself but didn’t. I’ve gotten into the habit of waiting for her to get up to see if she’ll ride with me. But she gets up and needs more time to wake up, while i’ve been up for hours and i’m itching to get out already. This rarely results in any riding.

 

I think all our wives have some how managed to get on the same menstrual cycle

 

You can't kill her now, you made it public on a forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXk3teJpzGU

 

For the last couple years I have been discarding my Bendadryl single serving wrappers in a vase on the bathroom vanity. She finally found them today, and started bitching at me. I just laughed and told her I was wondering how long it would be before she found them. Then she bitched about me not cleaning the bathroom. It's all good, though.

 

My dog got mad at me cuz I only threw his rope 15 times.


















I just want to fit in...

 

This is awesome and relatable. Theres a big flower pot on top of one of our shelves and I literally keep throwing shit in it all the time. Fishing line, broken lures, wrappers, casings, you name it. Waiting for that tap on the shoulder from the lady one of these days asking about it.

 

Let's see this pup. Here's mine.....

 

Well apparently mine is....

 

Good lookin pup! My Jax is on the left with @jberry813 Luna on the right

 

Beautiful dog! Both of them are awesome looking pups actually. I think I'll have a dog until I die. They are (usually) so loyal it's nuts. Plus, I have shitty hearing and my dog is the first line of defense/alertness in case of a bump in the night. Lol.

 

I just fill all of our indoor plant pots with mini dinosaur figures. Wife keeps taking them out but I put them right back in. Everyone needs a little dinosaur in their life.

I jump for joy every time it comes. Means no more little beasts surprising us.

 

Meh. While you guys are bitching about the wives, I just got back from walking Riley. We walked down by the sewer plant. Chatted with a couple dudes heading out to hunt while Riley played with their dogs. Not a bad day.

 

Where's tacos in Auburn?

 

I got 99 problems but a bitch ant one.


https://youtu.be/nE6X6HGyIfE

 

word. Mines pissed at me because we had a week vacation and came back Thursday, she slept most the day Friday and then we ran to the toy run Saturday. Apparently its my fault that laundry didnt get done for work tomorrow. Mentioned how it would be nice to get some help.

So i went and detailed the runner all day