Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Lmao!!!



Happy fucken b-day Jay! Love ya bro! Cheers

 

Thanks Ferny, to many more drunken camping trips

Thanks! Now where's the tri tip?

 

It’ll be done by five!

 

Looking at morale patches a few weeks ago, I drunkenly ordered a bunch for you #dbb assholes... They finally showed up today


It should be pretty fun to have y'all guess who this one is for





Edit -

Here's an easy one to figure out

 

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dick

Blake?

 

What a dick!

 

Happy bday @Tee Arghhhhhh Dee

Lets drink...

 

So this happen today.
Pulling into Safeway parking lot this afternoon in my truck and some young teenage prick decides to try and get sideways in his POS bmw. Long story short he’s coming right at me so I either stop and let him run into the front of the truck or a turn into the median. I chose the second option. Now my steering wheel is sitting like this. Of course the little fuck head drive off hella fast.

 

I would have let him hit ur bumper. Buh bye BMW.

 

No good deed goes unpunished. Shoulda stayed put and let him skewer the pos on your front bumper. A service to the community.

 

George! You should've let that fuck hit you!

 

If armored up, woulda took the hit. Then slap him around til cops showed up, cause you know he doesn't have insurance

 

Ditto. I’m sure if there was damage, bmw’s daddy with the money would have paid up to keep it on the hush hush.

 

What do you call a bear out in the rain?





































A drizzley bear

 

WTF George! Should have turned into him and floored it! Isn’t that what a street queens bumper is for?

 

BMW’s can be surprisingly robust. I’ve owned a few E46’s and F chassis Bimmers. The E chassis were stout when it came to front end damage. Many a deer lost the byway battles. My wagon survived multiple suicide attempts by downtrodden deer. With that said, I’m sure the Taco would have faired better. Now, you get to play with TRE’s and stuff...

 

Yeah but what year were they? most stuff now a days just crumples.

 

E46’s were from 99-05 and the F30 started in 2011 to current.

 

Haha no but solid guess

 

Oh but did I mention my 3yr old was in the truck. He had a lot of momentum going and most likely would’ve popped the air bags.

He’s actually really lucky he got away cuz the wife probably would’ve been bailing me out of jail tonight.