Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I heard it brings all the bros to the yard. So I hope you get your focus ready for the deer valley in a month. That ECO-boost is going to get you through the trails ohsofasst.

 

I will be running errands and stuff tomorrow, txt me if you're coming over the hill ok?

 

http://www.vulture.com/m/2012/08/someone-will-soon-own-nick-offermans-mustache.html

THREE different people have now sent me this link. Apparently I've said "give me all your eggs and bacon" more often than I thought.

 

I saw a cool Focus today. "Tactical Unit" plastered on the front quarters and big ole NASA logos on the back. Some dude that could barely see over the wheel (which is to say he was short as fuck). The car also had "Code 3 Security" on the doors-it was good and funny.

 

Thats funny and disturbing.
See if you can auction off your weave collection

 

Hey Jason, so I took your advice...

 

So we went cruising in the Chevelle tonight. SS 396 planted right there on the side. At a stop light in the car next to us some guy rolled down his window, waving and shouting. Next thing you know, he asked us if it was a Buick. "Noooo....it's a Chevy." Then he shouted over again. "It's a 350?" "Noooo...it's a 396." "Oh."


*sigh*

 

Some men just can't be skooled by a woman!!!

Lol

 

Hah!

 

Dude doesn't know a chevy from a buick? Seriously?????

 

Yea sounds like someone's man card needs to be revoked. He must have been driving a focus

 

As a public service annoucement and for the advancement of human civilization, everyone should go watch Expendables 2.
3 thumbs up.

 

I need to go watch it. Been too busy working

 

Dude probably sits down to pee too

 

Anyone going to Wings over the Wine country, air show in Santa Rosa this weekend?

Brett

 

No it wasn't Jason. He was in the back seat of a Dodge minivan and I have a feeling he wasn't from here on account of his accent.

 

Ok, if you're not from this country, guess dude can't be blamed....but if he was an 'Murican, well that's just not right