Northern Alliance

hey Homer, i think you mispelled your title. it should read "instigator", not initiator. ..... X-runner driving idiot....

 

Your damn right, I love to instigate trouble.

 

well get on it. she can be our "trophy girl"

 

I hear miss douche is now trying to piss off the Japanese. Who's next? He best remember he will need some place willing to take him once the Northern Alliance kicks his ass out of what was the Carolinas (soon to be known as East Texas).

 

hey bubba.....you may just wanna go ahead and rethink the last part of that sentence................cause that ain't ever gonna happen!! guaranteed!! even if your numbers were huge......we'd be tood damned drunk, and either unruly or passed out for ya'll to try to takeover!!

 

Too drunk and passed out for a bulldozer to push your ass off the coast?

 

we'd have so much beer in us...i think we'd actually float......then when we wake up......ass kickin time!! but, then again.....the ones of us not passed out in the first place would be there to kind of "drunk stand" and fight!! it wouldnt be a pretty site for them texans.....or the canadians for that matter!!

 

You're right, it doesn't sound very pretty. It doesn't sound very believable either.

 

Yeah, and by the time their hungover asses swim back to shore the war will be over. Or they'll have floated down to Cuba and can try taking back florida.

 

A short war it would be, we could probably have them beat in a 3 day weekend.

 

Hey tacomaman06 you got something against Texans???? I wanted to join the Carolina Alliance but now i dont know......If only there was another BETTER allaince.... oh looks like i found one its called the Northern Alliance Well i guess i'll try and join them because there sober enough to get stuff done.
Brett TEXAS

 

Now your talking man! Welcome aboard, we at the Northern Alliance welcome all Texans!

 

Hey Brett, welcome to the Northern Alliance. The most powerful and prestigious Alliance in the Northern Hemisphere.

You may need steel toe boots to keep your feet clean. I'm told that fluffy ass southern chicken explode when you kick their ass. I know its cruel, but we've got to do what we've got to do.

Oh BTW, we also have a real First Lady. Not the cross dressers they attempt to recruit regularly but fail miserably.

Once again, it is our pleasure to have you on board.

 

Guys, I would advise swimming on past Florida and come back ashore in Georgia, I mean does anyone really want Florida? It's full of blue hairs and Flatulance. makes my skin crawl.

 

A texan allying himself with the north?!?! wow, you are either not a native texan or you're just a bad texan. Even sawdust has enough self respect not to ally himself with yankees

I agree, i will stay clear of florida

 

Thank you for the kind welcome, I feel good being apart of something that is so much better then the cheap imitators out there.

Actually im a native born Texan, and since Texas is the best in the south why not ally myself with the best up north that way well will be the best no questions asked!!

And as for the "you're just a bad texan" well there no such thing, but your only from SC so i dont expect you to know about that.

 

Forgive the idiot and he is the King of them. He's just a cable guy who got the wires mixed up. What do you expect from a Audio/Video hick who works for GE (Garbage Enterprises).

 

Wow if he is their leader then theres no question about who is the better Alliance..