Northern Virginia Roll Call

wreak havoc on the porcelain fixtures

 

Its take and give when it comes to food...in your case its cream for cream.

 

maybe just a VISUAL of sour cream on some chili will set him off???

 

and get paid to do it

 

Exactly. How often can you get an opportunity like that???

 

if you work 5 days a week and poop on average for 10 minutes per day, you poop for approximately 43 hours and 20ish minutes per year.....


guess who just got an extra week of vacation every year

 

every time they order food/every day I claim 20 min

 

But you know you are having fun for those 20 min. Why deny yourself that?

 

only you think thats fun.. you know work gets the thinnest TP

 

it is possible to have Mexican without cheese/sour cream

 

Just makes the experience last longer. Its like Netflix and chill without the Netflix.

 

Not recommended.

 

too bad. Its much better. I got all the Guac

 

Atleast you got somethin.

 

@fatfurious2 : "Hi, I'll have some nachos...... hold the cheese"


waiter: "oh... so like.... chips?"

 

waiter: (after a few seconds)...we do have French fries from the kid's menu as well?

 

@fatfurious2 : "can you hold the salt and ketchup? It makes me shit."

 

TW and fajitas/tacos and getting paid. Dont care about the rest

 

waiter:...well sir, there is a Chinese restaurant just around the corner that has excellent General Tso.