Ode to the Ghost of the Dead Taco Heretic

http://www.hahgay.com/original/

 

Well played my tall Canadian shemale friend.

 

I see your mouth is already open for entry.

 

That's how fast I move when I do things with beautiful women behind closed doors.

 

I demand Testimonials, poo DNA tests, and a muffin or I won't believe anything.

 

They don't test poo for DNA brotha.

 

I'm curious to understand why. There's no way that you simply CAN'T get DNA from poop is there?

 

There is not enough DNA in shit to attempt a test of it.

 

So Chris, Jeff, I guess the only proper thing to do is delete the American BS thread, correct?

 

Shitty deals.

Better to just transfer it under my name. After all, the U.S. is under Canadian Soveriegn rule anyways.

 

Yeah who's this 'misc' character?

 

You are cleared for fuckoff.

 

Its what the Mods use as host for thread storage.

I took over the U.S. this summer. No sense getting all panty bunched about it now.

 

So you're saying I can freeze a log of poo, use it as a murder weapon, and get off dick free?

 

Well I didn't vote for you.

 

That's the lovely thing about hostile takeovers.

You don't have to.

 

LOL I see what you did there.

 

I'm Canadian, those were frostburnt off at age 5 in the polar aging ceremony like all Canadian children.

 

In poop? Wrap that shit in TP and then put on some rubber gloves.

 

Wrap the poop? Be a man, use your bare hands.