Off road....why?

This guy gets it

 

Retyped just for Friday fun; it is in no way reflecting on you or situation. Just having fun with it. To prove a point everyone hates what is fun, when they’re paid to do it. Don’t take it personal! Friday Friday Friday thread extravaganza!


Evening,

Please don’t take this the wrong way. Please. ‍I have a question. I am a sex worker for a lot of the time of the week. I take big D’s and little d’s behind dumpsters and hotel rooms. D’ which has shredded a brand new Magnum. I take it lots.

My question is....how sex fun? It’s a pain in the ass for me. And why does everybody feel like they need to slap my behind for fun. missionary would make it to the top of most trails.

Please. Don’t flame me. It’s been bothering me for along time. ‍

*Sorry bud had to do it.

 

I think others would say 'it's the art of doing something difficult as painless as possible'.

 

If you got a Ford i just wanna know what you’re doing on Tacomaworld

 

That's like a pornstar saying he hates having sex for fun

 

I'd say "it's the art of doing something difficult as painlessly as possible," but that's just me.

 

...Because Merica! I want to drive my truck over some crazy rocks because we are lucky enough to have a life where we can engage in things just for the experience. its not necessarily my weekend hobby but I’ve been out in Moab and enjoyed the hell out of it.

It also gets me to good trail heads. In Canyonlands I took elephant hill to Devil’s Kitchen and used it as a base camp to backpack and get deeper than I could if I didn’t have a stocked vehicle out there.

 

Hello fellow telecommunications employee! I work for the major wireless carriers, and traveling to mountain top sites are some of my favorite days. It's even more fun in rental trucks and SUV's. Its actually shown me other brands strengths and weaknesses.

To each their own...

 

That works too

 

Cheers bro! U know what ima talkin’ bout

 

I’ve driven my 1st gen all over Mexico, SoCal, IE, central coast, Vegas, Utah blah blah all the way to Times Square (fuck that whole place) and uh...still don’t give a shit about the names and features. People name drop shit all the time like “last week I went down devils brown donut” or “you haven’t been off-roading until you’ve gotten stuck in Nancy’s mud hole” “Nancys mudhole!!?! Isn’t that like 3 miles south of red dolphin, which is two miles east of daves dingus??” I’m like...how in the fuck do you remember some dumb shit rock out in the middle of nowhere. “Oh man you know that spine at Woodward west?”

no. I don’t. You can fuckin point it out to me but no. I don’t remember the spine at Woodward west.

 

Yet somehow you remembered Times Square.

 

Because it was THE WORST

 

I once apologized when I got a rental explorer all muddy doing work stuff and then had to return it before I had a chance to wash it. The rental lady took a look at it, poked her head inside, "Oh, you didn't get mud on the headliner, its no big deal."

Then she handed me the keys to a brand new half ton chevy.... Twas a fun week.

 

I had so many videos of a grumpy old tandem mule angrily pelvis slamming the crap out of his poor clueless passenger who wouldn't arch....
I was like "dude, I can only edit so much. This guy's gonna have a 10 second video. Chill out"

 

I've got a reputation of bringing trucks back covered in mud. The staff even pranks the new guys by convincing them all of the brush dusting is scratches in the paint... tell them to go document the damage.

 

100% this

i was laid off in January. A buddy asked me to partner up with him to work on classic cars and whatnot. Always wanted to do it, thought it would be great...turns out after 4 months I fucking hate working on old cars as most of them are huge pieces of shit.

I shouldn’t have turned down the several job offers I had at the time, and now I can’t find a job due to current world events.

 

This is exactly how u get 99 year old grannies falling out of their harnesses lol. The instructors are so decensitized to people resisting, they can't tell if it's because they were too hungover to check the harness, or the student was too scared to actually push out the door. Sad but true haha.