Office Pranks, I need some suggestions

Another suggestion: Make his office look like a strip club complete with a stripper pole and awful lighting.

 

If it's a cube, take enough pictures then take the cube apart and put it back together in the opposite configuration. Everything. Walls, cabinets, desk contents goes back in the opposite config.

 

Put a locked gate or barrier for his 'doorway' so he has to climb over every time, and obviously make it to where it can't be removed easily. (nail some plywood to the doorway?.. Some buddies something similar with old used tires..) <-- clean, cheap

Order some 'for rectal use only' stickers, http://www.medidose.com/auxilliarylabel-forrectaluseonly.aspx, and select items to be tagged. <-- little dirtier. Dirt cheap. $4/800 I think.

Instead of bolting things to the ceiling, you can turn everything around. Lame, but in conjunction with other stuff it is a nice touch.

Spray a flourescent liquid ( I think windex works, if not just google ) all over his keyboard, then get a blacklight.. When he comes back shine a blacklight on him, get a picture, put it in the breakroom, down the hallways, all over the place.

That's all I got.. Good luck and let us know, with pics obviously

 

i wonder if you can return the mouse traps after?

 

1. Take everything out of his office.
2. Build some basic molds out of wood that replicate his office furniture and furnishings.
3. Go to a Lowe's/Home Depot and get several cans of "Great Stuff" expanding foam.
4. Fill molds with the "Great Stuff" and allow to cure overnight.
5. Remove molds and carve out the details. You can use the scraps and carve staplers/mouse/mouse pad/etc. out of them.
6. Then fill his actual desk with the foam scraps as any extra pick-me-up for when he "thinks" he's safe.

 

cover everything in Leggos...

 

For April fools day, we turned my bosses office into a "teenage dream". (my boss has a kickass sense of humor, but she is a very manly lesbian).

Her entire office was covered in pink objects, glitter, teen beat, justin bieber, etc. People were coming to check it out from all over the company (including the CEO). Most of it was brought in by raiding the daughters of coworkers bedrooms. We bought a few of those teeny bopper magazines too that are full of posters.

Not exactly as mean as you might wanna be, but depending on how secure he is with himself, might be fun.

 

I like this idea. If you want to you can use the great stuff to make the mold with instead of wood. Just use a plastic wrap to cover the item. Then make a mold with great stuff.

 

Id rock the teenage dream cubicle... like a boss!

 

based off of this idea.

get some painters tarps or shower curtains, something cheap. cover the entire cubicle with the shower cutrains. desk, furniture and everything. then give everything about an inch layer of the expanding foam. that way you can see everyhing in his cube, but it's all under an inch layer of rock hard foam.

best way to get it off is crack/cut it into large sections and lift it off. due to the plastic cover, everyhting should be fine, and the cleanup is quick and easy......once he figures out how to do it

summary: think tin foil prank but with foam.

 

You may have something there. I'll run the idea past my cohorts.

 

take a sledgehammer to everything.....

ok wait.....thats not a good idea

 

i know this is similar to what someone else said but what i did to my SSgt in the Marines desk who always pranked us was flipped everything. We took his desk, chair, file cabinets, watercooler and everything in his office and flipped it upside down but then also flipped all drawers so they still were usable, upside down! he got a kick out of it except that his fish tank fish were put into the water cooler and one of them died. (I had to buy him a new fish)

 

This is what i was going to suggest, until i ran across your post. As for the mouse traps, talk to a local extermination company, i'm sure you could find one that would be willing to loan the traps out for a day for a reasonable price.

 

That's a good idea. I'll make some calls tomorrow.

 

Best.....idea ever.......just set his office on fire!

 

Disconnect his internet.

Wait for him to come in, try to get on and work. No connection. Ahh - cable is loose. When he bends over, put a generous party cup of water on his back and tell him to wait right there. Have others do the same.