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Official Duck Dynasty Quote Thread

Discussion in 'Guns & Hunting' started by TNDrew, May 17, 2012.

  1. May 17, 2012 at 6:45 AM
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    TNDrew

    TNDrew [OP] Well-Known Member

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    "Crawdads have a ding dong and a vagina" - Phil

    "First is sissy tires, then its sissy guns. Before you know you it you'll be shaving your beard and wearin' capri pants" - Si

    "Theres a thin line between a mallard hen's quack and a human's fart. The only difference is cadence and odor." - Jase
     
  2. May 17, 2012 at 6:51 AM
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    This is my favorite show on TV right now!
     
  3. May 17, 2012 at 6:54 AM
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    Socalduckslayer

    Socalduckslayer Pelfreybilt Off-Road Vendor

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    Odds and Ends
    This is hilarious, I will definately be keeping an eye on this one.
     
  4. May 17, 2012 at 10:00 AM
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    She may be an ugly woman but she if cooks squirrel and dumplins, that's the woman you go after - Phil
    :amen:
     
  5. May 17, 2012 at 11:28 PM
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    "and then I had a thought. Wonder what a man would do if you threw a possum at him?" - Phil
     
  6. Oct 10, 2012 at 7:56 PM
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    Better a good day's catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.

    You go from happy happy happy, to crabby crabby crabby.
     
  7. Oct 10, 2012 at 7:57 PM
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  8. Oct 11, 2012 at 10:55 AM
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  9. Oct 11, 2012 at 10:56 AM
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    Greatest show ever haha
     
  10. Oct 11, 2012 at 11:07 AM
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  11. Oct 11, 2012 at 6:30 PM
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    Thats what im talking about
    good stuff
     
  15. Oct 12, 2012 at 6:09 PM
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    boo yah!!!!! SI
     
  16. Oct 14, 2012 at 8:55 AM
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    Last thing I want is one of them to come to me and say, "Papaw, I've got herpes." And I'm like yeah, well, I know where that comes from. - Phil
     
  17. Oct 15, 2012 at 2:00 PM
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    Love the sig quote btw
     
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    :rofl: that was my favorite from last night!!
     
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