Official Tennessee Thread

so i burned my hand a few times tonight... with gloves on.... lmao damn sparks and slag flew and went down my glove... oh well did not hurt that bad, i did shake my hand so my glove would come off.

 

So.... I spent $8 and got all the mud off the truck and about 85% of it out from underneath. It's half ass clean for now

 

I just drove around in the rain then used a water hose to get my Windows...

 

the rain wasn't enough. I was getting my pants muddy every time I got out of the truck.

 

Same. My Truck is still filthy. I didn't realize how much was still on the sliders until a couple girls got out of my truck and started complaining about mud on their pants..

 

A couple of them? Damn. Threesomes in the taco?

 

Yeah cuz that's what happens on the way to church

 

Alright gents, looking for some opinions here... I found a zero turn mower 250 miles away that I'm going to pick up tomorrow. I dont really want to put premium has in my truck for the 500 mile trip @ 15 mpg, so a buddy of mine said I could use his 4 cylinder tacoma...

He doesn't have the trailer hitch though, just the ball on his bumper. His is a 6 lug 4 cylinder 5 speed... Trailer probably weighs 300 pounds, and mower probably weighs 500...

He sent me a picture that said don't exceed 3,500 pounds with tongue weight being 500...

I can't imagine I'd have a problem towing this thing, but I wanted to get opinions so I don't mess up his truck...

 

It's supposed to rain a few inches today and tom so that should help. It was raining Mon and I went out and sprayed under my truck for about 2 hrs. It's still covered in mud but either today or tom I will finish it in the rain

 

You'll be fine. tongue weight on that 800lbs is probably 200-300 at absolute most.

 

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Dropped my truck off to get shipped yesterday. Here's hoping that it shows up looking he way it did when it left!

 

If it shows up at all.

edit: at least you did not have 2 or 3 people tell you they could not ship it because it would not fit on their trailer.. cough.. cough.. taylor cough cough.

 

dude, did you get lost on Saturday? I was at the gas station and I saw you drive by.

 

Man I might have to start going back to church!!

Theres no way you will mess anything up. That's not much weight, especially rolling weight. I wouldn't worry about a thing. Go get that turd!

 

Would you be mad if you found out someone high jacked the trailer Fast and Furious style and it was all caught on camera by a movie director who is co-producing Fast 8 and he offers to pay you 1% of all movie sales in return for your truck to be used as a flying projectile in a future scene?

 

That'd be an honor. I want cgi Paul to drive it though

 

Haha nah y'all were eating lunch so we hit a couple of trails real quick. Then we took off.

 

It's not worth wasting a prefectly good tacoma just to flip it/use it as a projectile or smash it up. That's what they make frontiers for.

Nice.

 

Based off the last movie just is box office sales you would make somewhere in the 8million range for giving up your truck.

You would be stupid if you didn't do that!