Official Tennessee Thread

Thats the only thing that kinda makes me want to go to Memphis!

I see!! Congrats on the baby!

 

Yes congrats on the baby!

 

Thanks again for all the kind words... I feel like we need to start a man's tradition of a baby shower... I say we go to Memphis and visit the bass pro and fuck shit up...

 

Congrats man. It's not as bad as Gid says, at least not for me. We don't need an excuse to gather though, we're men by gawd. That said, I don't think a bass pro in the shape of a pyramid is enough to get me to Memphis.

 

That sounds like a damn good decision! Everyone go to bass pro, fuck shit up, then everyone head to Gid's and get drunk and fuck more shit up.

It's sure as hell enough for me, shit, I could live in that bass pro! Literally! lol

 

You could build a tree house in the 150' trees and no one would know.

 

A guy I know from High School got drafted 13th overall last night.

 

That's fuckin badass!!

 

Great idea! I changed my go date till Sunday. My sister is coming from little rock and we'll be going then. It's gonna be fuckin sweet!!

And don't let Justin lie to you. Babies suck. Haha it's all subjective. I could literally never be around another baby in my life and be perfectly happy. Now some 4-8 year olds, them kids love me

 

I think ultimately I have to agree with Justin on the fact i don’t think that Bass pro is enough to take me their.

 

find a baby camp to send the baby to till they are like 3 years old than get them back. lol


I have a hard time putting up with baby’s till they are around 3 years old.

 

this was me until I had my own. Except it was closer to 4 that I liked them.

 

my 2 year old is a little ham.... she's too cute.

 

That would probably be me. I know i have never really liked any of my little cousins until they where at least 3 or 4 years old.


also i see some kids out in public and just want to kill my self they act so bad and parents don’t do shit. like when out eat and some kid is just jumping around and screaming and yelling and moving around to a bunch of empty tables. That also makes me want to punch the parents for not picking their damn kid up and sitting them down and yell at them and busting there ass.

 

She's not a baby though. A 2 year old girl is like a 4 year old boy intellectual wise. It's crazy how smart little girls are.

I just don't like babies. They're awkward, creepy and don't know shit!! Those are some of the DUMBEST bastards I've ever been around!! They can't talk, they can't dress themselves, they can't keep food in their mouth, they drool, slobber, and snot all over themselves, they poop and pee everywhere ........ They are so dumb that at dinner time you have to strap them to a plastic chair with tall legs and box them in so they don't flop around in their food like a wild bore in a mud pit. I mean, when you are required to put them in the back seat of your car and make them ride backwards just to keep them from hurting themselves ........ WHO THA HELL ELSE HAS TO RIDE BACKWARDS IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR!!!??? WHO!!!!???? Other babies. That's who!

 

I think thats sig worthy.

 

dude..... I used to think the exact same way you do.... when you deal with your hormonal wife for 9 months, then when you finally see your own child be born, and watch them grow and develop and teach them things.... it all changes.

 

Ok first off I was just trying to be comical so don't get your baby living feelings hurt and second, you don't know how I feel today nor will you know how I'll feel that day. There has been plenty of things that people have told me I'm gonna do in my life that have yet to come true. Here's a fact, babies make me uncomfortable. Same as small animals, same as old people. Anything fragile makes me uncomfortable. I also find about .00001% of things in life "cute" and "cuddly" and can't stand the mushy stuff whether it's between a mom and child, husband and wife or another relationship. It all makes me uncomfortable. I think you also forget that I've been with Sarah for 6 years or so, lived with her for the past 4, and Lucas is turning 7 this year ....... I also don't think something has to be your own for your opinion or feelings to change on the matter. Ask Adam how that's played out in his life. When I have another baby in my life, I will still be the best dad I can be and still be uncomfortable about taking care of the little stinky bastard.

Theres your serious answer. I personal had a lot more fun typing the other one. Haha

 

bro.... I hear ya. I'm not saying what you said is wrong or anything like that. just sharing my feelings on it, my feelings aren't hurt either. sometimes it's hard to determine if you're boing comedic or sarcastic via text on this forum though. love you bro