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Officially Drunk!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by JJ Customs, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:16 PM
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    JJ Customs

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    According to my wife I am "Officially Drunk" and sleeping on the sofa! I LOVE THE SOFA!! That is all...
     
  2. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:18 PM
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    You aren't drunk enough if you have no misspellings and proper grammar.
     
  3. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:19 PM
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    LOL, I know! I had to use Microsoft word to spell "Officially" right but I am a Marine so that is normal.
     
  5. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:21 PM
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    So if your wife said you're "officially drunk" you must have had oh 5 beers and 2 shots. To anyone but wives that would qualify as a pretty average night.
     
  6. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:23 PM
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    Well again I am a Marine so that is 9 beers and half a bottle of Jameson, now by the time I am through this bottle and open another. Then I will be drunk!
     
  7. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:25 PM
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    grrr...
    yeah im getting there... no wife, but drunk non-the-less... trying to kill this everclear bottle... :eek:

    i think im gonna sleep in the truck tonight... just for the drunken thrill of it...
    one time i woke up on the washer machine... now that was freaking... the next day had to re-trace my steps, making sure i didnt lose shit/money along the blackout/sleep walking... :eek:
     
  8. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:25 PM
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    That's what I like to hear!
     
  9. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:26 PM
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    Sober :(
     
  10. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:26 PM
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    On the washing machine? That's a new one on me.
     
  11. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:29 PM
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    Last time I got drunk I sent the following text message to my best friend at roughly 4am... "I need a canoe cause I'm too drunk to drive."
     
  12. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:30 PM
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    Well Done!

    Man I have woken up in the middle of a Jack in the Box drive through, Had a guy take my phone when I passed out on the sidewalk in Hi. and called my wife in NV. Got my ass kicked in Australia and went back to ship with my eyes swollen shut. Woke up in Thailand with 6 stitches on a cot with 100 bug bites and had pissed myself. The list goes on and on! Pissed on the wife one night after an eight hour beer pong tournament (we won). Maybe that's why I am on the sofa! Hmmmm

     
  13. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:31 PM
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    i had to turn my heasd sideway to see the screen righ im a wee bits fubared :D
     
  14. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:32 PM
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    Fucking hell yeah! When I got back from Iraq I had a buddy that was giving us some tattoo's. I got drunk and went in there at 1AM asking to get dots all over my body. I am glad he did not do that one!

     
  15. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:36 PM
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    Your thread is way to clear.
    Check out Derek's thread from the other night, now he was plowed.
     
  16. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:38 PM
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    I agree, I have been doing this for quite a long time. Thats why it says "according to my wife". I am fine just have a nice buzz.
     
  17. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:39 PM
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    I think he was Drrrrrrrrruuuujnnnnkkkkkzkkkkkk or something along those lines.

     
  18. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:41 PM
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    LOL, yeah man, Derek is a good dude. I am sure it did him some good. I remember that thread. Sorry this has no chance of competing!

     
  19. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:43 PM
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    Yea, unfortunately you just hold your alcohol better.
     
  20. Oct 2, 2009 at 10:51 PM
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    grrr...
    hell no... the kid had like 4 zima's in him...
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