**OHIO WHEELIN' & MEET-UP THREAD**

We just did our yearly in service on sex crimes, sex trade, and human trafficking. A lot of those involved are Russian. Are you Sofia's pimp? Listen, if you are making her "earn her freedom", that shit is wrong and Attorney General Mike DeWine will not stand for it. Even if turning her out 15x nightly gets you a sweet set of All Pro whateverthefucks that you need for your rig.

Sofia if you can read this, run girl! Go to your local police. They will help you. We aren't all corrupt like the gendarmes in Uzbekistan or wherever the fuck Noodles is from.

 

I would explain that your crippled, dying Uncle Leroy wanted to take in the beauty of the trail - but due to his being in a wheelchair, having an iron lung, and still recuperating from his sex change operation, he couldn't roll very far. You just parked there for a few minutes so Leroy could drink in the nectar o' nature before he went off to the Hospice House for the final time.

 

She's not bad. Mostly the booty.

Now, you should see the profit I get from sending Gavin out.. Oooooohhhhh boy! You'd want in too

 

I'm not going to lie, I snuck a couple long looks at her yoga pant clad ass.

I also snuck a few long looks at Gavin's tight jean clad front.

 

Stickers be done this week and I will post ordering details then!

 

That's how they role over there.

 

Man, didn't know I would have to choose colors

 

He's making battleship gray, red, and white. Maybe black, too. Can't recall. Can cut them in almost any other color too, though, but that will take like 10 days to do. This way you can actually mix them up - like a red TX and gray OHIO if you are a faggy OSU fan or what have you...

 

I'll take a dark grey

 

I don't mind if you sneak a peak at my 3rd leg, just so long as you aren't old Uncle Leroy. Creepy bastard's been tryin to get me to touch his front butt for weeks.




I've never been a sticker on my vehicles kind of guy, but I don't hate those... I think the grey would look nice with the impulse red pearl.

 

Wait til I get mine and evaluate them and photograph and post them. You'll be ordering direct from him anyway, keeps costs down.

 

Coolio

 

I love reading through this load of bullshit after work, beer in hand. You guys are great, however I will tell you who is not great, this company I ordered my CB coax cable from is taking forever!!! I got my antenna and CB already but waiting on cable and antenna mounts like BLLARRRGHHH, been like a week and they finally shipped it yesterday.
Also waiting on my new strut top mounts to finish putting on the front OME struts.
Poor old taco sitting on jack stands in the garage...

 

I am pretty awesome

 

Yeah you had me at "yoga pant clad ass"

 

Like you didn't look Merv!

Hey keep me posted when you get the truck back together, we'll go sliding around on some dirt roads just south of ya. There's good stuff just a few miles southwest of Strasburg and down.

 

I didn't say that I didn't look.

Sounds like fun, I got my gazetteer in and looked around a little for future plans but just have been busy working mostly. Still have my sweet bronze TRD wheels that I'll get tires for and install sometime closer to summer.

 

I want those rims. What kind of deal did you get on them?

 

So I've always wanted halos with my retrofits. I just installed my friends retrofits with halos and fuck that. To many tiny wires. I'm sticking to basic retrofits for the light output. Not show.

 

Fuck you crotchety old man! Your only contribution to this forum is opinionated tripe. I wouldn't share a pie with you if you were the last lady boy on earth.. askin won darrar per hand jibber. Suck eggs!