OMG IT'S HIDEOUS.... Dealer add ons

This would complete the package.

 

Yeah and how come nobody ever hangs tacos from their taco hitch?

 

Clearly not well thought out. I do believe this topic deserves more focus. Plenty of dicks here to provide solid researched factual opinions.

 

The elusive Ballchinian.

 

Morons ... Blue book is 40k on those right now private. Who's gonna come and drop 80k? I don't understand why they are all 6.2L and pretty much identical. What a waste. They better send those to auction and hope for the best

 

Plenty of folks in Texas who would be thrilled to drive one of those.

 

that aint no shit, especially in the DFW area! Damn concrete cowboys!

 

Only the transplanted Californians. Natural Texas think that's a fucking rolling disaster.

 

I kínd of like this one..

 

Ehhh, I don't think so with the FTX custom model things. I saw the "Tonka" edition used go for 70000 last year (private sale). There are probably about 100 of these running around North Dakota at the moment. They even color match the chassis too for whatever reason.

http://www.drivetuscany.com/ftx/

Another popular custom build service thing around here is these stupid Rocky Mountain Tire trucks with a bunch of camo pieces taped everywhere.

 

Color match the chassis? Bunch in the Dakotas? Sounds like oil field money and style right durr.

 

Don't hide, brother...."To each his own". Besides, dealers are in the business of selling vehicles. They know this will catch the eye of the casual truck buyer. That's why they do this. They aren't concerned about what we cynics here on some niche website think.

 

Stop quoting the pics. I'm going to be sick

 

SPOKEN BY A CALIFORNIAN!

I rest my case.

 

You have no idea how many brodozers I've seen today alone. It's like a 1:1 ratio with crossovers.

 

Ugly as hell

 

@357sig would kill for the white one.