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Once in a lifetime quotes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by takern, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. Apr 1, 2011 at 3:18 PM
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    takern

    takern [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Every now and then you get to say or hear a quote that just comes out perfect. Today in class we were talkin about exercise equipment and someone said somethin about a shake weight and my buddy, without missin a beat, says " Those damned things don't work. Ive been doin that since I was 12 years old and look at me!" that was the end of class because everyone was laughin to hard to continue working

    Anybody else have a quote like this?
     
  2. Apr 1, 2011 at 3:27 PM
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    BryWi

    BryWi Psalm 109:8

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    Yogi Berra:

    "It's deja vu all over again".

    Sorry, that's the best I got...:eek:
     
  3. Apr 1, 2011 at 3:32 PM
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    28Gauge

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    I always liked the one describing some whacked out or strange person:

    "He/She is crazier than a shit house rat"
     
  4. Apr 1, 2011 at 3:33 PM
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    solus

    solus HOME!!!

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    "I wish Jared was a person instead of a Jewelry Store so I could punch his commercials in the face."
     
  5. Apr 1, 2011 at 3:40 PM
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    teamfast

    teamfast Get busy living, or get busy dying.

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    I worked for a slave driving boss as a carpenter, he was always micromanaging. So we are renovating a basement and setting Tapcon screws to hold down the baseplates on the walls. Half of the screws are breaking off and he is getting angry and says "Come on guys! Those things are .25 cents a screw!" Another worker replies, "just like your wife."
     
  6. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:32 PM
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    mntbiker2008

    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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  7. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:34 PM
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    Rocketball

    Rocketball If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall Off

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    Yogi was awesome.....
     
  8. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:35 PM
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    Rocketball If The World Didn't Suck, We'd All Fall Off

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    Helloooo.... He works at Subway..... :cool:
     
  9. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:36 PM
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    stevenstaco

    stevenstaco B A N N E D

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    never argue with fools cause from a distance its hard to tell whos who
     
  10. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:41 PM
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    FlawedXJ

    FlawedXJ mall crawlin', web wheelin', concrete cowboy

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    I'm stuck taking a BS class required by my major and my teacher is a grad student that knows the class is BS. He's had quite a few good quotes.

    "You know what happens when you assume? It makes an ass out of u and me"

    "Theres no such thing as a stupid question, but there are dumb mistakes later."
     
  11. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:41 PM
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    If grandma had a penis she would be grandpa.

    Can't polish a turd.
     
  12. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:43 PM
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    FlawedXJ

    FlawedXJ mall crawlin', web wheelin', concrete cowboy

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    mythbusters prove the latter to be incorrect. Google it. quite funny.
     
  13. Apr 1, 2011 at 4:59 PM
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    BryWi Psalm 109:8

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    "You can be silent and appear stupid...

    or open your mouth and erase all doubt".
     
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    "Ya just can't fix stupid".
     
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    BryWi Psalm 109:8

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    That reminds me of another one:

    "Beauty is temporary, but dumb is forever."
     
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    take life step by step, kinda like a carpenter building stairs

    worrying is like a rocking chair... it gives you something to do but doesnt get you anywhere

    take life with a grain of salt.....then add the tequila and a lime

    work is the curse for the drinking class
     
  18. Apr 1, 2011 at 5:24 PM
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    TacoNut IgnoringChrisWatchingEdLi veVicariouslyThroughMJP2

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    I was watching The Dean Martin Variety Show and I heard a good quote: "Having kids is hereditary. If your folks didn't have kids, chances are good that you won't have kids either."
     
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