Ontario BS Thread

@llamasmurf looks like fun who FARTED lol

 

In town we only had like 1 inch of snow, out in the bush it was a different world!

I was glad I brought my gaiters, was up to my knee in a lot of places we stopped.

 

it's this season of the year! Only 2018+ owners will understand me

 

Reason #69 why i hate new vehicles

 

What does this mean? Your tampon is falling out?!?

And put some fuel in your tank you communist...we aren't in fuel rations here. Your fuel pump hates you

 

You should switch to carbureted engines, 2nd gens as complicated with computers.

collision avoidance sensor get's covered in snow and turns itself off. Been like that on cars since early 2000 and nobody still can find a solution

My fuel pump does hate me, the amount of time I rode on empty tank with the light on

 

There's a light? There's two indicator lights now that I had no idea about...

Next thing is you'll try to convince me that this buggy will maintain speed with your foot off the skinny pedal! Suppose there's a light for that as well huh? No idea

 

It'll maintain my speed in the summer , wish it also steered for me and made coffee

 

Hmm, a Russian latte...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian Latte

 

And shitty mpg from winter gas

 

He'll tell you it's fine.

Besides that truck will burn sooner than his fuel pump fails

 

hey, insurance might be reading this thread!

 

You 3rd gens have no idea what shitty mpg is.

 

Question to 3rd gen owners: how the fu*k do you turn off traction nannies???!!!!

 

While stopped hold the traction control button for a few seconds you'll see it on your dash when it's all off

 

@tacoma16 can post worse stuff for you

 

Thank you good sir!

 

yours must be defective. drove through Hamilton's snow storm and it never flicked on...

But yes thus the fucking season to see that goddamned light and warning on. gonna need 2 pieces of electrical tape for this one

 

I carry windshield washer fluid in a small 100 mL spray bottle. Give the radar and backup camera a few pumps after a snowy or salty drive. I used to fill it with Toyota Touch glass cleaner, but discovered it would freeze below -15C or so.

Does the dongle correct both the speedometer and odometer, or is 75 km actually 85 km?