Ontario BS Thread

I want to "like" this.

But i like having the virus being rampant around the world, it allows me to continue being anti-social, so i can just sit at home and play video games, which to some may be a form of escapism but for me it's how i socialize with people





just to spite you, it gives me time to re-watch all the overland bound adventure videos

 

I am working no matter what, only nuclear apocalypse may get me couple days off

 

Nuclear apocalypse will cause a 2 days weekend, then you'll need to leave the Metro to become a proper Stalker and scavenge for food and engine parts in Wasteland America.
Maybe Mad Max happens as well.
i'm in favour of this reality

 

You most likely going to need 35s to survive that reality

 

As long as it doesn't exceed 50 attendees. Otherwise it would exceed CDC guidelines (or considered conspiracy / treason in socialist countries).

We are on a de-densify plan at work. Half the people work in the office. Half work from home. Switch every two weeks.

 

You see people wearing the surgical masks and gloves... then you see them constantly fiddling with the mask with said gloves.
Nice wet greasy mask that you rubbed your dirty gloves on. Well I guess it makes them feel safer...

Went into the tire shop today to get a screw taken out of my tire (was only 1/4" long so did not go through the tread , no patch needed ) and they had 4 bottles of hand cleaner all taped down to the counter every 2'. Lol.

Traffic was nice around town today...

Was worried about my drive to Toronto tomorrow as I got booked for a machine inspection in Hamilton at 08:00 then have to be downtown to look at an electrical vault at a 9:30am appointment with Toronto Hydro. Normally I'd say no way would I make both.... but just maybe. ... flu traffic may just get me through this.

 

Remember Chernobyl, THEY didn't get a day off... and they drove Ladas. So no apocalypse for you my friend!
Back to work!

 

What size are John Connor's Swampers?

 

Laws in Canada a stricter than most people realize sometimes....
"Unlawful assembly

63. (1) An unlawful assembly is an assembly of three or more persons who, with intent to carry out any common purpose, assemble in such a manner or so conduct themselves when they are assembled as to cause persons in the neighbourhood of the assembly to fear, on reasonable grounds, that they
(a) will disturb the peace tumultuously; or
(b) will by that assembly needlessly and without reasonable cause provoke other persons to disturb the peace tumultuously."
For us we've basically stopped residential calls.
Containers of Alcohol wipes in the trucks and ordered to wash you hands at every jobsite before going to the truck.
Use your knuckles when pushing buttons on machines or elevators.
Pretend everything is covered in shit and std's.
Don't lick the wires....

 

I'll just take your old ones when you s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ trade up your 37s for 40s.



when society collapses, insurance won't matter anymore so the cab mount chop mod seems very much desirable

 

An unlawful assembly is an assembly of three or more persons who, with intent to carry out any common purpose: Are you suggesting we need a permit for the next meet and greet?
Disturb the peace, like parking trucks on snowbanks?
Provoke other to disturb the peace, like parking trucks on snowbanks?

 

Hands down my favourite movie. Part 1 >> Part 3 >> Part 2

 

I'm picking up those OKX skids today!! I'll let you know how it goes!

 

This morning at 04:20... couldn't sleep

 

So me and my multiple personalities are already breaking the law?

 

Well now you see why there is the rule of only 2 trucks to a snowbank...

Well as for the permit.... there is always the "Plausible Deniability System"

"Well you see officer I went in for a coffee and when I came out, another Tacoma parked beside me... we got to talking then another one came in.... "

It's also not unlawful assembly if you didn't intend to have a common purpose... you know, sometimes fun just happens.

 

Aren't you committing fraud when you only buy one plane/bus ticket? After all the price is per person....

Man you're just one felony after another!

 

You sound like a man who has some experience conversing with our law enforcement, and dispelling notion they may have a questionable intent.

 

Well growing up with dirt bikes, bb guns and slingshots gave me a Bachelor's degree in Police interaction.
Street bikes and Hot Rods gave me a Masters.